Braniff's definitions

IOWA

I
Owe the
World an
Apology

"We're the center of the universe," cried the city slicker wannabe from Des Moines to the bumpkin from Ottumwa. After ranting on for half an hour, the bumpkin punched the city slicker in the face. Afterwards, the city slicker muttered "IOWA--I owe the world an apology for my bragging."

by Braniff June 11, 2009

Mousetrap

The interchange of Interstates-70 and 25 in Denver, Colorado

"Traffic is backed up at the Mousetrap this morning. Take another route to downtown Denver."

by Braniff April 19, 2009