"We're the center of the universe," cried the city slicker wannabe from Des Moines to the bumpkin from Ottumwa. After ranting on for half an hour, the bumpkin punched the city slicker in the face. Afterwards, the city slicker muttered "IOWA--I owe the world an apology for my bragging."
by Braniff June 11, 2009
by Braniff April 19, 2009