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A very homosexual state. Home to the worst drivers to ever bless the great nation of the United States of America.
Hank: What happened on your drive back from Missouri?
Kevin: I got caught in Iowa and one of their 50 gay pride parades on my 25 mile journey back home. Almost got into 8 car accidents as well.
by iamnotgay July 11, 2008
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