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Intestinal Speedrun

When a food gives you the shits right away and is recognizable on exit.
Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that takeout, it pulled an intestinal speedrun.
by XXApproachingZero February 10, 2017
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Intestinalism

An implemented form of government involving a daily gathering where party members use a GIANT 3D Printed stethoscope to listen to the collective belly of the earth thus revealing gurgling mystery which bubble deep within the subconscious mind of all humanity and thereby forming consensus decisions based on gut instincts.
The advent of intestinalism from the 1960s is more profuse today than ever before. As we approach the colon of societies collective amoeba, We Face some of the most diabolical probiotic culturals yet and even the dead corpses of yesterday still have yet to ferment in the deep bubbling sulfurous abyss of shreks 4th stomach
by Suburban Cicada 420 May 25, 2018
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Intestinal Kazcynsky

The act of mailing human fecal matter, typically your own, to an ideological, athletic, or political opponent.
"Hey Tobias, did you hear that the GOP Office in Downtown got an Intestinal Kazcynsky?"
"No, what the fuck does that mean?"
by PulcherGyst May 11, 2022
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Sheep intestine rewind

when a sheep's intestines dance to the groove
oh yea girl! hit that sheep intestine rewind
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
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intestinal tract inversion

People who get everything assbackward. The same people that you tell, to put it where the sun doen't shine, and do nothing but mouth crap all day.
Man, all my Redneck friends, just love that Limbaugh guy to death, but I think he has a major intestinal tract inversion.
by Guido1 September 18, 2009
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Intestine Fondle

When some badly craving Mac and cheese that you have to get a fix by buying intestines off the internet to fondle them
Oh my gosh I want Mac and cheese so bad I really Need to intestine fondle right now.
by Bonkanddonk January 28, 2021
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