Infant Penis Syndrome

Infant Penis Syndrome, also known as Luke Brown Syndrome, is when your penis remains the size of an infants for your entire life, leaving you with getting zero play.

Damnnn, Luke Brown told me he had infant penis syndrome last week.

by LukeBrownHasASmallPenis April 25, 2023

Infant Bail Out

When you or your brother/sister commits tell on brother over them telling on you thinking it will cancel out the negatives for you.

Infant Bail Out is what cowards do

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 16, 2021

Your desendents infants

This is the ultimate come back only to be used in extreme situations or by idiots for it has the ability to tear the multi verse in half 10x over

Victor: Your mom gay
Dalton:NO YOUR DESENDENTS INFANTS
*entire universe spontaneously combust

by EVIL DEAD MAN May 17, 2018

Holy Infant

Holy Infant is probably one of the best schools. I would have never been the person I am today if It weren't for this school. Teachers are great, and are determined to help anyone. Holy Infant helped me grow in my faith tremendously, and I love this school. It also taught me how to respect everyone around me.

Best school to go to HOLY INFANT!

by MNColly123 June 16, 2010

I SKIN INFANT BABIES

The catchphrase of the superhero Thor from the MCU he first stated it in the movie Thor: Love and Thunder.

Person 1: "Hey did you see the new Thor: Love and Thunder movie?"

Person 2: " Yeah I loved the scene when he said I SKIN INFANT BABIES"

by WordMule7 January 14, 2023

shit-drenched infant corpse

When a person crouches over a small dead infant and excretes their anal matter all over the child until it is drenched in fecality juices.

Bill - "What the FUCK are you doing?"
John - "Pulling the ole shit-drenched infant corpse."

by Johnson Pie January 8, 2008

Infantsizing

Prospective adoptive parents who choose the birth mother at an early stage of pregnancy. They then gather information about race of birth father, with everything done in a very calculating manner. They will not consider adopting a child other than one that meets their standard. They are the customers of adoption facilities that epitomize these met standards. See Baby Glommer, and Baby Gloaming

Are you just day-dreaming or infantsizing?

by gravy111 November 27, 2010