Self Induced Blumpkin

To suck one's own penis while defecating.

I was sitting on the toilet with candles lit and Yanni music playing and got really turned on while pinching a loaf. So i gave myself a Self Induced Blumpkin. The smell of my own poop made me cum into my mouth.

by Dick driller January 8, 2009

Parent-induced Bullying

When a child's bullying ineffective and they go home and tell their parents someone is picking on them, thus causeing the parents to take action. Usually the claims are untrue or are exaggerated, and are a means to get the child in trouble because someone didn't get their way.

He was a victim of parent-induced bullying when Sally's mom called his mom and got him in trouble for something he didn't do.

by jonih76 May 30, 2010

School induced Depression

When you're a really happy and joyful person all summer long and on weekends, however when you return to school you immediately fall into this black abyss of despair and hatred of everyone and everything nice in this world.

While doing something on the weekend: Guys this is so fun and I love this so much

While doing the same thing in school: this is the stupidest thing ever why the hell would anyone want to do this all I want to do is die.

"Dude what's wrong with Kenny?"

"He just has school induced Depression."

by Spoon master August 19, 2014

police induced traffic jam

when a police drive slow, and no one will pass him fro fear of getting a ticket.

man, i got to work late because of a police induced traffic jam on the highway. he would not go over 60

by mega8 August 27, 2011

Project Induced Tourettes

n., The act of shouting obscenities when working on a home improvement project.

Dad (who is tiling the back-splash): "FUCK THIS SHIT!"
Mom: "Alan, settle the fuck down! We don't want the neighbors to know you have project induced tourettes."

by Groovy Nate April 26, 2012

Ex-induced schizophrenic

An unrecognised mental health disorder that occurs when you have been exposed to a narcissistic gaslighter who has a tendency to ghost you as a hobby.

It's ok they pin pointed the cause of my problem! I'm ex-induced schizophrenic. I finally get to hang my certificate on the wall.

Ex-induced schizophrenic a person who has been diagnosed Ex-induced schizophrenia

by Missleashy September 6, 2019

Spice induced suicide

Getting a bag of fiesta sized takis and crumbling it up until everything is a powdery mess and downing the whole bag

David: dude did you hear about john, he shit all of organs out
Steven: how did that happen
David: he committed spice induced suicide

by Cunt lettuce February 17, 2020