Shit in the mud

A boring person who tends to not want to do anything.

Edison is such a shit in the mud.

by K.L.A October 30, 2020

Stuck in the mud

When you are drunk and you’ve fucked up.

Karen; Who’s boat is this?
Jade: Oh you mean Mud Flaps. She’s ours. You’re a part owner. We bought it off Marketplace last night.
Karen: Oh fuck. You all got stuck in the mud last night!!

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

Pig fell in the mud

During sexual inter course, this occurs when a male and female are engaged, and the male’s penis slips out of the vagina and enters the anus.

Paul was having a good time with his wife when a pig fell in the mud, and she was livid.

by Thomas Hammerstone February 20, 2021

snake in the mud

Before tittie fucking a female human, defecate in the cleavage region in order to lubricate the penis motion. Afterward, pump savagely between the breasts.

Her tits was too dry fo my tittie fuck, so I gave her a snake in the mud.

by Brawnodon and Brawlodon January 21, 2007

welly in the mud

Describing a big fat sloppy pussy. So called because when you fuck one of these mush buckets, it sounds just like a welly in soft mud.

Dude 1: "That fat chick you used to go out with. She was good in the sack?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, real juicy - man she sounded like a welly in the mud some nights!"
Dude 1: "Awesome!"

by Wizards Sleeve September 4, 2006

Stuck in the mud

When a man is having anal sex with his partner, whoever that may be, and his member fails him while inside, thus having the rectum close around and grip the flaccid member.

Me and the lady wanted to try something new in the bed last night. I thought It was going well until I got stuck in the mud.

by Zetters April 24, 2014

play in the mud

Having sexual relations with a black person.

Leroy tried to hit on me at the bar...but I told him I don't play in the mud.

by surfdog May 28, 2016