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Impalator

A weapon or instrument used to impale a person or zombie, so that it causes sudden and immense joy/pain which may lead to the fatality of the subject thereafter.
Women and Zombies alike cower in the presence of my Impalator.
by Dimakov January 8, 2014
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by Gimegame January 2, 2025
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Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.
It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.
by thefoetus September 6, 2016
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Impaler's Hot Pot

When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)
"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"
by NumaticPatrick September 6, 2016
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Impaled

1.
transfix or pierce with a sharp instrument.
2.display (a coat of arms) side by side with another on the same the same shield, separated by a vertical line.
The impaled arms of her cousin
by Whostolmahcake November 21, 2021
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Impaled

A funny way of saying someone has been stabbed by a sharp object.
"Oh look at that. I've been Impaled. Hehehe."
by Jman6540 November 10, 2021
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