imaginary friend with benefits

Coined from the terms imaginary friend and friend with benefits , an imaginary friend with benefits is most commonly found when a person is single, although it is not necessarily restricted to those outwith a relationship . They person will create an imaginary person that they will regularly engage in raunchy sexual activities with during either masturbation sessions or dreams. The qualifying features of a friend with benefits is that said person must be fully fabricated (not a celebrity or someone you know) and that they are a regular part of your self-pleasure routines.

Person 1: Did you hear Glen got a girlfriend?
Person 2: That's not a girlfriend - she's an imaginary friend with benefits. She only exists when he needs a little personal time.

by andthatshowwedoitgangnamstyle July 27, 2016

debate your imagination

In political debates, when someone asserts an opinion that cannot be supported by evidence--usually something that has been debunked by fact-checkers for several years and is often in Alex Jones territory--we should respond that we're not obligated to "debate your imagination".

You claimed President Obama is a Muslim born in Kenya as a Manchurian Candidate in order to ruin the Constitution, confiscate all guns, lock up Christians in FEMA camps, and usher in the reign of the Anti-Christ, but you haven't shown evidence that it is a reality that exists outside your own head. Why do you think we're required to debate your imagination?

by jdubhub68 November 1, 2015

Figure of Imagination

That "girlfriend" of a friend that everyone has heard of but never seen.

"Shruti was Arvind's figure of imagination"

by RudeManForever November 14, 2017

imaginate

to be in the process of imagining, to form a mental picture of, to think, or believe.

sometimes when in class Jesse imaginates and doesn't finish his work

by kares February 14, 2008

Imagination Masterbation

Masterbating using nothing but raw brain power to ensure pleasure while the internet is down or some other excuse!

Yo last night i was using the old technique of Imagination masterbation.... power was down.

by P rizzy420 October 22, 2010

Wild Imagination

When you say that someone has a wild imagination means that this person has the ability to think and dream about anything; this person has very vivid and colorful thoughts

-I dreamt i slept with Ryan Reynolds last night
-What a wild imagination you have!

by missdreamer May 14, 2012

Imaginary Radio

A term coined by the host of the podcast TBTL, Luke Burbank, describing podcasting.

Luke: That was a great bit of imaginary radio.

by A Ten October 5, 2009