Ilona

Ilona will always be nice to you, she listens to your problems. She's also really competitive to others, and hates to lose. She tends to fail maths and succeed in English and languages.
Be nice to her or she'll hate you for the rest of her life.

Ilona is also a daydreamer and gets lost in her thoughts easily, take care of her !
She needs hugs and love but needs most of all à boyfriend... Find her a boyfriend !
Ilona is cool, be friend with Ilona

-"Ilona ! I've missed you so much, give me a hug ! "
-"Have I told you about my friend Ilona ? She's so nice and caring !"

by Ilo1269 November 21, 2021

ilona

a blonde girl who is intelligent yet slow. not to be confused with "a-loner", she has many friends who enjoy making fun of her many hobbies and boys.

look at that ilona; she's never alone because people are always thinking she is so blonde.

by ilona April 4, 2004

ilocano

A language that derived and is in use with Filipinos that live in the North Luzon areas of the Philippines - Zambales, Ilocos Norte/Sur, La Union, Olongapo City, etc. Also used to classify the people who live in these areas as "ilocanos".

In addition, Many Ilocanos are known to be very thrifty and cheap, with the exception of Fmr Philippine President Marcos who was also Ilocano.

Mom and Son at a "BLACK TIE" event Party:
Mom: "Go look for the doctor and thank him for coming to the party."
Son: "OK"
15 minutes later...
Son: "I can't find the doctor, I don't know where he is?"
Mom: "He's over there."
Son: "Where?"
Mom: "In front of you!"
Son: "The one wearing a hawaiian shirt, with an old suit, wearing tennis shoes?"
Mom: "Yes son."
Son: "He's a doctor? My God, this is a black tie event and he wore that to the party?"
Mom: "He surely is ILOCANO!"

by ilocanomanong October 18, 2008

Ilona

- someone who is ambigous looking, with poor circulation, and an obsession with the rapper Coolio. She is a clean freak and has slight OCD. She likes to make music. She likes tea. Also has a soft spot for kilts, haggis and tartan.

What are you doing today?

Ilona:

Oh, I'm just being ambiguous, might download some Coolio songs, make myself a hot water bottle cause of my bad circulation, make myself a cup of tea, hoover my room for the fourth time, and google images of men in tartan kilts eating haggis.

Oh, okay.

by afriendonud December 13, 2010

Ilona

An animal, usually mammalian, who tends to dry hump other species of animals.

Person 1: Why is that thing dry humping an iguana?
Person 2: Because it's an Ilona

by James Howlett jr. April 12, 2010

ilona radic

Amazing and beautiful.

Ilona radic another word for beautiful

by Dodge502 August 17, 2018

iLoadofCrap!

What most Apple users would say when you tell them something that sounds like a load of B.S.

Also see: iBullShit

Joe (Total Macfag): "Hey dude guess what?"
Steve (Normal Mac User): "What's up?"
Joe: "I just found out Apple is locking down Mac OS X, but the latest Mac jailbreak is out! :D"
Steve: "iLoadofCrap! Apple will never lock down Mac OS X, now go away fanboy before I beat you to death with my iBrick!"

by The Macbroker July 30, 2011