Matthews addiction

when someone is addicted to beating his meat and loves to eat his own shit

Bro rafael has matthews addiction

by MaxEatsButtAndPuss September 10, 2021

Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS)

The disease for a person who's too addicted to their ipod or other mp3 to pay attention to anyone or anything and is not able to enjoy their life.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what's up with that dude? All he does is sit and play with his ipod."
Guy 2: "I don't know dude, I think he has Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS)."
Guy 1: "Oh. Sucks to be him."

by Olisaurus March 13, 2010

Addiction

A conscious (and unconscious) action characterized by repetition and obsession. It is possible to become addicted to basically anything, sometimes the tendency may be rewarding but often it is problematic and self-destructive; nevertheless, a feeling of satisfaction is achieved.

Addiction to: TV, coffee, exercise, internet, work, money, religion, carbon, drugs, power and so on.

by FLA53 June 16, 2010

facebook addiction syndrome

Never being able to leave facebook.. On it day and night.. Staying up late.. Even when you know things havent changed and it stays the same. When you decide to play a game for hours that your eyes start getting swollen and red and bags under them.. When a friend asks you to go to a movie but you decline because you have to see the next update on your friends status.

She totally has facebook addiction syndrome

by chica_bonita123 November 22, 2010

marijuana addiction

A make-believe condition invented by the pharmaceutical industry and the right wing politicians that they lobby and make contributions to.This "condition" was created in an effort to scare people into doing their drugs, which actually are addictive. If the multipurpose cure-all cannibis were decriminalized, the pharmaceutical industry would tank.

Marijuana addiction is crippling our Middle American communities.

by the mutant February 8, 2007

addiction

If you do anything more times than a frat boy says the word bro a day.

Dude, you've been juggling 12 hours a day for the last month, admit it, you have an addiction.

by antsoeu June 19, 2008

drummer's addiction

1. an unstoppable need to play the drums.

2. a realization you come to after playing the drums for 6 years without missing a day of practice.

3. when you keep track of the days that you practice the drums.

4. when the drums start talking to you.

5. when people start knowing you by "that drummer kid".

6. when you sit in one spot every day all day playing the drums.

7. when instead of playing video games you play the drums and make sound effects.

8. Knowing that therapy isn't gonna help.

9. without the drums you cry or start throwing things.

10. when someone asks you to stop playing, you ignore them and keep going and hit their hands if they try to stop you.

"dude, you have a serious drummer's addiction."

by dbdrummerboy May 6, 2010