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Sneaky Pacifier

Sneaky Pacifier, a Term created by CRAZYJOE2K is the act of Stealthily sneaking up on someone and shutting them up or killing them
I hit Kevin with a Sneaky Pacifier , just like you said to boss
by CRAZYJOE2K January 29, 2021
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Pacifier

When you're fucking and change positions so that your dick gets pulled out of the hole you're using. To successfully get a Pacifier, you usually have to have, a big dick head, a tight hole, or be at an angle when you pull out. One, or any combination of the three, make a loud popping sound when you pop out. On The Simpsons, when Maggie's pacifier gets taken out, listen for the *POP!*
Kenny: Ohhh, baby your ass is sooo tight!
Brianne: Finish on my face!
*POP!*
Kenny: See??!?
by LincolnMarkyMark March 29, 2005
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Pacifier

A woman is to a cock like a baby is to a pacifier: they cry, whine, and always want something and sometimes you just have to whip it out and shove it in their mouth to shut them up, and they love it! They could suck on that thing for hours...
Rob was watching the game but his girlfriend, Rachel, was bitching at him for making her fold his laundry again, so he gave her The Pacifier at half time.
by Patrick_the_Rower December 9, 2008
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carded for buying a pacifier

Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.
Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!

The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.

Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
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Alabama Pacifier

When you're having sexual intercourse with a pregnant women and the tip of your penis enters the baby's mouth.
Her baby's due any day now, it's starting to give me an Alabama Pacifier.
by Frogman132 June 3, 2016
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Chocolate Pacifier

While having sex with a girl doggie style, you put your thumb into her asshole then quickly pull it out and insert it into her mouth. (Just like when a baby sucks it's thumb)
I gave my girlfriend a "Chocolate Pacifier" for Easter.

I caught my neighbor trying to sneakily give his wife a chocolate pacifier.
by macbb23 December 12, 2010
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Pacifier

by Amo January 28, 2005
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