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I just bought broccoli lol

Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.
Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!

Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!
by I Define The Internet April 14, 2010
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1) Mainly referring to when you shoot a basketball and the ball bounces around the rim numerous times before going in.

2) When riding a BMX bike in a bowl at a skate/bike park and you have a very good run.

3) Referring to when you eat a bowl of any chocolaty cereal at an incredibly fast rate.

4) When you literary shit on a toilet bowl at a females house.

May also be used as "you just shit all over tat toilet bowl bitch(s)"
or
I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitch
4) Jesse: "Yo Antwan did you hear what Wyatt did?"
Antwan: "No. Why what did he do?"
Wyatt: "Man I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches."
*Rachel love comes home to find a steamy shit on her toilet bowl.*
by P.V.B September 18, 2011
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i just wanna talk to him

when you are going to punch or hurt someone
Guy to other guy, "nah i just wanna talk to him"
by Zachhyyy Whackeyy November 22, 2014
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I just can't

When you are at a loss of words due to someone else's stupidity.
person 1: Walk straight into a wall
person 2: *facepalm* I just can't... I just can't with you anymore.
by thefoxbutt97 September 29, 2012
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i just do

A way of saying there is no explanation for something you do
Teacher:How do you know my name?
Student:I just do,sir.
by SomeoneNew March 12, 2007
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i just made today my bitch

everything goes smoothly through out the day, no bullshit or drama
dick: man today was fuckin gay bruh
master: ha sucks because i just made today my bitch
by damn white boy July 10, 2010
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i just dropped the soap

Something you say when you just got raped, messed up something in a huge way, or got killed in a game. Usually in a metaphorical way.
when he got all my chips in poker in one turn, it felt like i just dropped the soap
by andrewkid January 18, 2011
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