i need to B my L on someone's T's

I Need To Blow My Load On Someone's Tits. (From the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall)

Rory: Hows the Sex Life?
Donnie: I Need To B My L On Someone's T's.
Rory: Me Too...

by Donald Schwartz May 8, 2008

I need to poop

When you feel like you need to poop but not so much that its urgent and you usually just procrastinate on pooping until its urgent.

"I need to poop"

"Then poop"

"Nah"

by 3421 June 29, 2020

I need an adult

When something sounds weird out of context

“He can pull things out of you you never knew you had”
“I need an adult”

by Randomhandle69 November 4, 2020

I need space

This is said when one person wants to break up a friendship or relationship with the other person permanently, but does not want to appear mean or cold-hearted.

Boy: I'm coming over in a second.
Girl: Wait - I need to tell you something.
Boy: Yeah, baby...what is it?
Girl: Well, I need space.

by marinabreeze May 17, 2006

i need my issue

It means the person is really horny; they want to f*ck asap

"Baby I need my issueright now"

by spacekatt March 19, 2018

I Need A Doctor

Newest raw ass song with sick vid' because of Dre being such a beast. Skylar's lyrics with Em's usual flow = so sick

Please, I Need A Doctor

by Timeasylums March 23, 2011

I need to use the bathtub

When you are sick and need to puke and shit at the same time you can just use the bathtub

Mexican town gave me food poisoning, I need to use the bathtub!

by rhdreams January 3, 2015