I don't need it... but I need it.

An item that you absolutely do not need to buy however you have to have it. I don't need it... but I need it.

As she passed by the store window and leather boots caught the corner of her eye she thought to herself I don't need it... but I need it.

by msscream1234 February 6, 2018

i need a life

something that you don't have right now because you typed this.
duh

1. i need a life.
2. then get one.
3. k, *jumps into a ? block and gets a life*

by GAS BOIA! December 25, 2017

I need cheese

When your hungry but don't know what to eat.

(talking to self) It's 3am, I'm hungry. I know what to eat! I need cheese!
(talking to self, different person) I have lost my 8th fortnite match, and its 4am, I need cheese to satisfy my hunger.

by mcyeet August 18, 2020

I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought

After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.

by KM December 9, 2016

i need a break

Another form of "I'm cheating on you" said to lie to ones partner

What she says-"I think I need a break"
Means-"I have someone else, but I don't want to admit it"

by Fatjesus1313 May 30, 2017

I need healing

I deserve diamond but I keep getting bad teams.

Non gengu: You are bad
Gengu: I need healing

by Mejhi June 21, 2017

i need a dime

Refering to a girl, a ten.
A hot girl.

'Bro, i need a dime thats top of the line.'

by Filly Fell January 21, 2009