I know what that's about!

something to say to somebody when either you are not listening, don't give care about what they are saying, or when you actually have NO EFFING IDEA what they are talking about. A very good closer to a conversation you are trying to walk away from.
You need to be careful, because used too often in the wrong situation, the insincerity shows through.

"So, I was at that office for over two hours and then they had me go down town and talk to someone who it must have been her first day. And long story short, I still don't have my reflectors back from the warehouse."

"I know what that's about!"

by mrRected April 14, 2010

I know what THAT means

A verbal prank commonly used by in a conversation, with the intent of annoying the listener. In this prank, there are two parties having a conversation: person A (the pranked) and person B (the pranker). Person A makes a simple, innocent remark with no double meanings. Person B initiates the prank and replies, "I know what THAT means" (note the emphasis on the word "that").

The prank is that person A begins to feel insecure or uncomfortable about what they have said, because the phrase, "I know what THAT means" gives the impression that person B misunderstood what was said (i.e. thinks it has a sexual meaning, or thinks they're lying about something). Person A is completely unaware that person B is just trying to annoy them.

After this, person B could proceed to only say, "I know what THAT means."

Dwight (person A): Hey man, I just remembered, that new Eminem album is out today! Wanna go get it?
Jim (person B): I know what THAT means...
Dwight: Um, what do you...think it means?
Jim: I know what THAT means...
Dwight: **quizzical look on face** um, all I asked was, wanna get the new Eminem album...?
Jim: I know what THAT means...
Dwight: **getting kind of annoyed** do you wanna get the new Eminem album or not?
Jim: I know what THAT means...
Dwight: **more annoyed** what does it mean?! Eminem album or not?
Jim: I know what THAT me--
Dwight: **angry** WHAT? WHAT?!
Jim: I know wh--
Dwight: WHAT DOES IT MEAN??!! WHAT??!!

by A Person Named January 31, 2014

I know I am but what are you?

The opposite of the widely known, stupid comeback, This will usaully get your offendor to say something stupid about themselves.

Person 1: You suck eggs!

Person 2: I know I am but what are you?

Person 1: A dipwad.

Person 2: Exactly

by Vale74 November 30, 2010

I know right?

This statement is used by dumbfucks to agree with something. Little do they know, they are asking the other person if they know. Whenever someone uses this idiotic phrase on me, I reply, "Why are you asking me?"

I love beer.

I know right?

How am I supposed to know if you know? Dumbass.

by pseudonympseudonympseudonym September 27, 2008

i know shok

The world's most infallible pickup line EVER.

Man: "I know shok."
*unzipping noise*
*quiet thud of pants hitting the floor*
Woman: *muffled headjob noises*

by MaskedMoron February 24, 2003

i know you zone

This is when you are in love but she or he doesn't like you. You and he or she are not friends you just know each other. Therfore you are not even in the friend zone but the i know you zone. ;(

George: "man I am in the I know you zone, I am so sad"

by Asa The Definer March 27, 2017

I Know What I Got

When you know, you have something good or awesome that people are talking to you about. Can be used cleverly in a common sentence as jokingly as possible. Can be used in a text: IKWIG

Man you have really nice car. Friend: I know What I Got.
Wife: You got $3500 this week. Husband: I know What I Got.
Father: You clean your room son? No electronics until your done. Son: I know What I Got.
Mother: Your going to get pregnant keeping your Legs Open. Daughters: I Know What I Got.

by odditychild January 5, 2022