hypochondriarchy

A society ruled by hypochondriacs.

I am delighted that all normal human expression has been outlawed by the hypochondriarchy, I feel so much safer now.

by madeupmike May 17, 2022

Facebook hypochondriac

Someone who takes all sorts of stupid ass precautions to protect their facebook page against virus, phishing, spaming, and hijacking attacks.

This person constantly worries about getting viruses and likes to comment "SPAM" whenever you post links to videos on facebook.

Today, I changed my birthday, email address, name and I even deleted a bunch of freinds for no apparent reason in order to aviod getting a facebook virus. Some say I am a facebook hypochondriac.

by postitnotes July 5, 2010

Hypochondritard

Derived from the word hypochondriac-the fear of always being sick. Hypochondritard is the means of taking that fear onto an excessive amount and appear to be so pathetic in the sense of over dramatizing the sickness that you think you have.

Wow Joe is a hypochondriac from the looks of it hes more like a hypochondritard.

by Nealyhorse July 12, 2009

Hypochondriac

Someone who suffers and acts like they have ousted off an injury very far.

Lily: 'OMG, I broke my toe!'
Catherine: 'No you didn't, you just cut it, you hypochondriac'

by Guciemman May 11, 2011

Hypochondriac Idiot

A person who thinks something is wrong with him all the time, like Mitchell

Mitchell: Hey guys my leg hurts so bad today.

Callum: Harden up you Hypochondriac Idiot your acting like a girl.

by Calman321 November 1, 2007

Hypochondriamialga

A person who complains about eveything wrong with them, when NOTHING is wrong with them at all!

My body aches everywhere. I can feel my hair grow. I can feel my toe nails grow. I'm always in so much pain. My Hypochondriamialga is acting up.

by Ally Mcdeal December 19, 2008

hypochondrophobia

The fear of that which constitutes you being different only being only in your mind.

My mom said I was special. oh no.. what if she was just lying and really I'm not different and special from everyone else??

- hypochondrophobia

by fancy ticket March 23, 2007