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Hustlers 

Those who try to achieve something , money or otherwise, in a way that avoids the actual work required... through lying, coercion, theft, scamming, blackmail, extortion and other underhanded, dishonest means. A 'hustle' always has a victim. Called a 'hustle' because, in order to keep up with those that achieve the same thing straightforwardly, one needs to hustle.... to keep up.
I stopped avoiding my responsibilities and truly felt I had become an adult when I got a steady job and paid my dues and found real friends and left behind all the thieves, junkies, wastrels, tricks and hustlers of my childhood
Hustlers by EcclecticJesus February 1, 2022
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foot hustlers

A foot hustler is a connoisseur of the foot game. They've got it and you want it! #foothustlers legit!
The foot hustlers game is hard, but worth it!
foot hustlers by Tarantelia May 1, 2022

side hustle 

A term used almost exclusively by Americans, who are somehow still in denial about how rigged the economic system is in favor of the ultra-rich, to describe the second or even third job they have to work to meet the same standard of living their parents had 30 years ago.
All through his childhood, Mike's parents drilled into him that if he studied hard and went to college, the world would be his oyster. Unfortunately, everyone's parents said that, so everyone went to college. Suddenly, college cost several times as much, people were graduating with six figures of student loan debt, and the value of their degrees plummeted because of the law of supply and demand. Now, Mike is working full-time as a coffee barista. It isn't enough to pay rent and save money, so Mike had to move back in with his parents and take a second job driving nights for a rideshare program. This leaves just enough to afford the downpayment on a mortgage if he's willing to live with his parents until he's 40 and nothing horrible happens, like a worldwide pandemic or something. He refuses to acknowledge that the economic system is rigged against him, so instead of organizing for higher pay, better social programs, student loan debt relief, and higher taxes on the people who are ripping him off, he deludes himself into thinking he's "got this" and calls his second job a "side hustle" to make the fact that he's being screwed seem cool.
side hustle by states_the_obvious January 22, 2022

Stinky hustle 

This happens when you have to take a shit really bad and while you are racing to the bathroom, you release small farts for every step you take.
"I had to take a crap so bad, I did the stinky hustle all the way to the bathroom."

The Short Sleeve Hustle 

Someone who runs from indoor location to indoor location due to the fact they're wearing a t-shirt in sub-zero weather.

This is a Canadian phenomenon that tends to occur in spring and fall. Due to uncertainty of the weather and the fact most Canadians like to act immune to cold, The Short Sleeve Hustle is often witnessed.
"Tom is such a dumbass. He didn't even bring a coat."

"Yeah, looks like he'll be doing the short sleeve hustle."

shit hustle 

The act of walking to the bathroom in a brisk manner, after having the feeling of the hammer of god just slam down onto the inside of your anus.
Josh: My stomach feels funny.

Mike: you better be careful you might shit your pants.

Josh: **running to the bathroom** oh man i am gonna be doing the shit hustle in a second!
shit hustle by ih5365 July 22, 2012

side hustle 

Sideline that brings in cash; something other than your main job. Maybe playing weekend gigs or life coaching. SELLING AMWAY IS NOT A SIDE HUSTLE -- it's just a stupid way to alienate your friends.
When start up your own business you probably want to get some side hustle going. Maybe a small low stress consulting job on how to get a side hustle going.
side hustle by Bill Peters October 9, 2006