Paul Hollywood Handy

When an individual uses butter as lubricant to masterbate a person.

“We’re out of lube”

“I have butter”

“That works. I love a good Paul Hollywood Handy“

by Starbaker69 May 21, 2022

Pecan handy

When your girlfriend grabs a handfull of pecans then proceeds to give you a feirce hand job. If she really loves you after you cum she'll eat the semen coated pecans.

Joe: Man my cock hurts!

Mike: Another pecan handy!? Dude, you gotta dump this brawd.

by MC Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

Peppermint Handy

When an elderly person applies generous amounts of bengay to the male genital area, while aggresivly throttling the shaft and fondling the testicals.

*optional*
To make it festive dress up as either an elf and Santa clause combo and paint the shaft like a candy cane and the testicals as jingle bells.

" Dude, my dick is still numb from your grandmas peppermint handy last night!"

by Haswahhhhhhhh September 5, 2016

pandy handy

A handjob given in a pandemic. Likely a bit of a concession, in that a blowjob might have been given if it weren’t for the pandemic and needing to keep one’s mask on.

She’s been pretty serious about quarantine so I ended up with a pandy handy.

by breezygoing January 31, 2021

Pandy Handy

when you steal somebodies used mask out the trash and masturbate with it.

damn that chick so hot im definitely getting her mask and giving myself a pandy handy later.

by TammyTinkleToes June 14, 2024