Emergency hummus

When one needs to hide having sex, one must bring out the “emergency hummus”. A must have for subterfuge.

Mom, “Were you and your friend having sex?”

Teen, “No mom! We were having a hummus party.” (Teen pulls out emergency hummus from closet)
Mom, “Oh wow! Hummus is amazing!” (True story of how the emergency hummus worked.)

by Madz108 March 7, 2023

Eating hummus

The alibi used by teenagers having loud gay sex. They cover up by saying they were just REALLY enjoying the hummus. Usually works best on redditor mothers.

However the answer shocked me to my very core. They weren't having sex, they were eating hummus.

by LatteVera April 20, 2022

hummus-sexual

A person who tends to be attracted to people of Middle Eastern descent.

"What's your type? "

"I think i am a hummus-sexual, I love Middle Eastern men! "

by Levantinenative April 20, 2018

Hummus

Some sort of dip that looks like barf and literally tastes like the scent that whites, blacks, and some India Indians give off. You know, that onion smelling odor.

I tried some hummus with tortilla chips at the dining hall. I immediately gagged because the taste reminded me of when this onion smelling dude sat by me on the bus. Like come on. Put on some deodorant and cologne at least.

by Krackerjacksnacks April 18, 2018

Memphis Hummus

Blow a load in a chick's ass. You make her shit it out and eat it.

Sally Sue liked it up the butt. So I decided to give it to her.I finished up and came in her ass and noticed she was shitting it back out. She slowly moved it towards her mouth and I says "What are ya doing?". She looks into my eyes and whispers "MEMPHIS HUMMUS" and licked her palms clean. Next time I'll bring the barbeque sauce.

by RedMike702 January 15, 2009

Butt Hummus

Slang term for diarrhea.

That Indian food gave me mad Butt Hummus

by Bave Thields May 17, 2009

Hummus Dick

A condition resulting from your friends jamming a bowl of hummus in your board shorts at a bar in Lake Havasu.

A guy standing at a bar table washes hummus off his dick by pouring a glass of water down his hummus filled shorts. The bar bouncer sees what is happening, but decides to walk the other way.

Stranger #1: "Damn, did you see that guy's right leg, it has hummus running down it.
Stranger #2: "Yea, he has a serious case of hummus dick."

by T.H.E.M.I.K.E. June 1, 2014