Hubert's Constant

The length from the foot of a bar stool to the nearest support. Has an effect on how far the stool's leg can be inserted into somebody's ass. Part of an equation explaining how many gay men a bar stool can support whilst upside-down. This number is derived from the depth of a man's ass named "Hubert". This number is approximately "2.167 feet", "0.660502 meters", or "26.004 inches."

Can all four of us sit on that stool? Let's see if it meets Hubert's Constant.

by Inevitibility June 6, 2015

The Battle of Hamberder Hill

Derogatory term for the US government shutdown, caused by Donald Trump, and beginning on December 22nd, 2018.

The Battle of Hamberder Hill references The Battle of Hamburger Hill which was, like the 2018 government shutdown, a futile waste. Additionally, it alludes both to Donald Trump's alleged dodging of the draft via bone spur and frequent misspellings and misuse of the english language such as hamberder and confefe.

I hope Mitch McConnell's career dies in The Battle of Hamberder Hill!

by Disappointed Babaganoush January 20, 2019

Humbalah

A statement given while watching another person performing some kind of dishonest or illegal action.

Syn. Humbah, Humbalalah, Humbala Ukulele Momma Kissed The Baby Peanut Butter Jelly Daddy Did The Hula

Boy spills a glass of milk
Girl: Humbalah!
Boy: Why don't you just shut up and help, prick.

by David Hawaii May 22, 2007

Humba

A midget riding a skate board who is picking up garbage.

"hey do you have a rumba?"
"no, but i have a humba."
"whats a humba"
"A midget riding a skate board who is picking up garbage. "

by harrybeats July 31, 2012

Pornelius Hubert

Pornelius Hubert is the original name of Pornhub. It was named after its creator way back in 1869

Pornelius Hubert founded Pornhub way back in 1869 as a way to share his collection of photos with the world

by rudetabaga July 27, 2020

Humble Fumble

When you’ve got a hookup secured but get too drunk to close the deal.

Ryan pulled the Humble Fumble on the 2 yard line last night. She was literally in his lap and he threw up.

by Quinn666911 September 4, 2020

Humberto

Humberto is a portuguese and spanish masculine given name of germanic origin. In german the meaning of the name is Big; bright. In other Terms: One hot mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick. Dominant and leader Psychotic in bed, thats why they named a hurricane after him. Loyal and faithful when it comes to love. Bipolar at times. Lovie dovie and passionately loves to love and flirt alot. Super Romantic when in a relationship and stubborn sometimes.

Damn that dude is Humberto, ain't he? That guy is fuckin crazy and fine.

by Super seductive January 26, 2017