Sarah Huckabee Sanders

An immoral, lying, self-deluded, bigoted Americhristian tm. Collects her earnings from the tip of Donald Dickweed Trumpknucklenoodle’s jelly bean sized, mushroom shaped excuse for a dick, every time he pisses forth some nonsense, she swallows it and recapitulates for the cameras.

Boy, oh boy, Sarah Huckabee Sanders sure does seem to believe that word vomit that just fell out of her face!

by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 8, 2019

Hackoon

1. Hackoons are sneaky critters that burrow under your firewall and store food in your hard drive.

2. They rummage through your trash bin and leave a mess on your desktop.

My desktop is a mess, I suspect a Hackoon.

by Giga-bat May 19, 2008

Hickory Buttscrew

Leapfrogging stalled traffic by exiting a merging construction lane at the last minute, effectively shaving minutes off your drive time. Often framed as an accident; the common reasoning being "I didn't see the merging signs or the hundreds of stalled vehicles waiting their turn," or "I'm a better human being."

I can't be late to my daughter's recital again. Time for the hickory buttscrew.

by Scr1bble June 24, 2011

Mississippi hickory stick

A Fun Dip bag where the sugar has been emptied out and replaced with cocaine.

"My grandma used to give Mississippi hickory sticks to kids with toothaches; cured 'em right up."

by Blluuer August 9, 2022

I'm your huckleberry

19th century slang which was popularized more recently by the movie Tombstone. Means "I'm the man you're looking for". Nowdays it's usually used as a response to a threat or challenge, as in the movie.

"Who thinks they can beat me?"
"I'm your huckleberry."

by Xcott October 7, 2006

Hucker

MTB rider who free falls through the air to bypass technical features rather than wasting them riding over them.

Hagar the hucker just fucked that rock garden off, hucking the shit out of it big time.

by Wordmiester September 28, 2019

hucknall farthing

A common term for a hucknall girl that everyone's had a piece of. Different to most other ' village bicycles' as the analogy is based on the penny farthing, a 'bike' that stands out from all other 'bikes'. In other words a hideous slag that whores herself out to anyone and everyone to appease her small minded insecurities.

"Did you get your end away last night?"

"Yeah of course. Got myself a piece of that hucknall farthing"

"Best get yourself down that clinic tomorrow then son"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009