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A hot mess

A person who is a handful, he/she is a piece of work, and or a colorful character.
Don is a hot mess! He's cantankerous, cranky and onery.
by Sharon King November 15, 2006
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hot mess

A state of disarray so chaotic that it's dizzying to look at. A mess that is beyond the normal range of disarray. Visual clutter that draws attention to itself.
When the Project Runway contestant showed a garment made out of multicolored plush animals tied together with yarn, Heide Klum declared, "It's a hot mess!"
by JavaJaneOhio November 5, 2010
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hot mess mom

A mom who will never drink hot coffee without re-heating it in a microwave. The mom who's husband, children and fellow-moms shake their heads at because they all know. The mom who forgets to sign permission slips/bake for the bake sale/everything. Most likely, your shirt is dirty if you are a hot mess mom.

The Hot Mess Mom most likely has sent her kids to school in regular clothes during spirit week and has probably put left overs in her kids lunch box more than once. Most of all, the Hot Mess Mom is actually rocking it and is doing a better job than she even thinks.
Boss:"Is that banana on your shirt?"
Mom:".....yes."
Boss:"Jesus Christ. You are a Hot Mess Mom."
by thehotmessmom April 4, 2017
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Hotness rating

The Hotness rating is a rating out of 10 that you give to a person of the opposite sex. The hotter the person, the higher the rating. Therefore, Scarlett Johansson is regarded as a 10/10, and Rosie O'Donnell scores a lowly 1/10.
Dude 1: Hey, i scored with this chick last night!!
Dude 2: Was she a hottie?
Dude 1: I'd give her a hotness rating of 7/10.
by Peter Von Schnitzel August 14, 2007
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Extremely Beautiful Hotness

A girl who is extremely beautiful, hot, and has a great personality
by Tyler August 22, 2003
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hotness

(n.) how hot a person is, the quality of being hot
"Oh my God, hotness overwhelming! I'm losing control...quick John, get in front of me so she won't see my hard on."
by --Meatwad-- November 26, 2004
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awesome hotness

- the most awesomest wrestler who could kick your hiney in anything.
- the ability to just make girls (and at times, boys) cream their pants on the spot.
- is so l337, they can put chuck norris to shame.
- uncommonly known as a rich berkowitz
- and most of all, is definitely, over 9000
"he just killed that baby."
"it's okay, he's awesome hotness."

"is that jesus?!"
"no, it's awesome hotness."
by chocolate wonder February 27, 2009
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