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the shitty list of things that you need to clear out of your pc

I found lots of interesting websites on my teenage son's search history.

by your biological female guardia April 12, 2022

AP US History

A class that's really not as hard as it seems, that is, after you've been raped by the villain and left impregnated. A child shall be born unto you and its name shall be success. After that, it's all about reading and listening. You could, however, get an abortion (i.e. fail) but this is just as mentally, physically, and emotionally scarring as pushing through to give your baby a good life, a better life, so just keep that baby. You'll cry at night, cry in the morning, and cry tears of joy when that baby is a fully grown 5 on the exam.

Ask questions about shit that ISN'T ALREADY EXPLAINED IN THE BOOK (that includes YOU Fucknuts) and study all the time!

Rookie: "I'm in AP US History. It's SOOOO Hard! Can you help me study?"
Veteran: "Fuck no."

by HatOfPolymers October 29, 2012

ap european history

a fuck-all hard class. taken by sophmores, usually ap virgins, who are about to get metaphorically ass-raped to stretch their asshole to the size of goatse. generally possible to BS with a lot of patience, the ap exam can be passed without learning much in the entire class. what little you did learn, you will forget over the summer. god forbid kagan wrote your ap euro book.

"Hehe, someone crossed out 'a hero' and wrote 'an hero' in my ap eurpean history book. I spent so much time laughing I couldn't concentrate on the rest of the chapter. fuck."
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"Because of ap european history, I know that 'defenestration' means 'getting thrown out of the window.'"
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"Why does the ap european history teacher use 'we' when talking about herself?"

by sp33chy November 16, 2009

History Peep

A gathering cult of sorts in which fellow lovers of history come together on Tumblr and pay their respects to their favorite people from history.

Usually the tributes are found in the form of strange fan-art, fan-fictions, and/or derptastic roleplaying.

History peeps are always going to be smarter than you and there is nothing you can do about it, unless you become one of them.

The main types of Peeps are those pertaining to:
-American Revolution/Founding Fathers
-French Revolution
-Lewis and Clark
-Civil War
-WWI, II

-and Cold War

OMG DID YOU GUYS SEE THE LATEST EPISODE OF "I MADE AMERICA?!?!"

"Virtue is everything you ignorant bitch"- Robespierre.

See that chick talking to the professor? Be her partner for the next project- she's a history peep.

by UnpopularPeepFan May 14, 2012

the history of the entire world, i guess

a genius video made by Bill Wurts, explaining the history of the entire world as he assumed by reading a lot of shit on Wikipedia, from the start of the universe to the current day. you should go watch it and subscribe to him.

"Have you seen "the history of the entire world, I guess"?"
"nope wtf is it"
"It's a funny video explaining the history of the universe"
"why"
"the sun is a deadly laser"

by totiro May 31, 2017

Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.

Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history

by tirtle June 15, 2018

Historical Tiddy

Any tiddy from before the 21st century; however, it is most commonly used in reference to women's breasts in historical art from antiquity where nudity was much more common.

Wow, this museum has a sever lacking of historical tiddy.

by The Fair Folk March 3, 2021