Hori McGory

A chaotic fictional Kiwi icon created to take the absolute piss out of New Zealand’s sacred cows, double standards, culture wars and woke nonsense. Hori McGory is the bloke who turns up where he’s least wanted, says what no one else will say, and somehow survives long enough to star in another book. Equal parts satire, social commentary and unhinged children’s-book energy.

He wanders through New Zealand causing outrage, confusion and accidental enlightenment, exposing the absurdity of modern politics, bureaucracy and identity theatre along the way.

“That council meeting was straight out of a Hori McGory book.”

“Bro, this protest looks like Hori McGory organised it.”

“If Hori McGory wrote the school curriculum it might actually make sense.”

by Matua Kahurangi December 5, 2025

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I hate Hori-san

UGHHHHH soo that's why he likes Hori :)

because the girl he likes in real life look like her yeahh focking smart, student council member (treasurer), popular, beautiful, EXTROVERT

HAHAHA BUT WHY? WHY YOU NOT CONFESSING YOUR FEELING TO HER? HUH?!?! TCH

HAHAH YOU ONLY CODEING HER

WHAT A COWARD BOY :( :( #ALETTERISCOWARDBOY #AWHHSOCOWARD

I hate Hori-san because the boy I like liking her :)

by blazezo_xcn July 22, 2021

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Hori

It means you are the woman master.
You like kids

Hori is my daddy

by HoriELEMENT May 20, 2022

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kyoko hori or hori for short, is the main character of the high school anime show ' horimiya ' . her boyfriend is izumi miyamura and theyre both so hot u cant argue w/ that

person 1 : "omg have u seen kyoko hori ? shes so cute "

person 2 : " i literally hate miyamura sm "

by myahsz November 30, 2021

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