hoots

originating in east san jose, ca; is used to describe something as sketchy, not living up to expectations, or as downright ghetto.

"check out the car i just bought breh!"
"dude, shit looks hella hoots"

by SUPBREEEEHHHH April 23, 2009

Hootsba

The king of all nazi german snipers from the Third Reich, He is fast, stealthy, accurate, and deadly..

GUY: Dude that guy is a bloody mess

OTHER GUY: Yea looks like Hootsba got him......

by BVO_HOOTSBA April 4, 2007

Hootskie

noun. the calling of something that one cannot recall the name for.

or
The name of something random where one can easily figure out what one is talking about.

or

a place holder name

Hey Shawn could you hand me that hootskie next to the Natty case.

Ha! Boots just tripped over that hootskie.

Bob is a short little hootskie.

by ChrisNboots March 29, 2010

Hootsie

A person who finds themselves to be a joke

Hope: Why am I such a Hootsie.

by Tasha_AA1 May 22, 2020

Hootis

a home-made, often crude, often cheap, marijuana-smoking device which can be disposed of or hidden easily in the event of a raid

"you got your piece, bro?"
"nah, man, the fuzz took that shit. I made me a hootis."

by samzilla88 December 8, 2009

Hoots mon

An apparantly racist said to incite anger in a scotsman

English bastard- me: hoots mon!

Scottish bastard: you english bastard!

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

Hootsuite-ing

Whatever Danny does at work.

Danny is Hootsuite-ing down the hall, on top of his cubical, in the bathroom, on the elevator, and in the line at Starbucks.

by MasterOfAwesomeness September 28, 2010