hooptie

A car that goes " hooptie, hooptie, hooptie" when you turn! Other essential requirements for a suburban hooptie (a cousin to the urban hooptie) are rust deposits making it appear that the car is camoflagued, stale cigarette smell and 12 year olds butts in the ashtrays, and finally the suburban hooptie must ride down the rode as though it were a boat.

"Mom do you have to pick me up at school in that hooptie? Can't you park in the parking lot behind the Hummer and let me walk up to the door?"

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

hooptie

A car that smells like hot dogs or barbecue sauce

my chevette is a hooptie

by Nettled October 12, 2003

hooptie

Americana slang coined by Batman in the first Batman TV series.

"To the Hooptie Robin"

by muffalo_bill December 6, 2003

hooptie

To ride
to be given a ride
to drive

Yo Bob, gangsta Billy needs you to hooptie him over to the bonnie

I'm gonna hooptie my ass over there in a couple minutes

Yo, can you give me a hooptie to the liquor store?

by H to the O-S-S March 27, 2004

Hooptie

A cool, personalized ride.

That bitch! Did he put new rubber on his hooptie?

by MarkGH September 18, 2006

Hooptie

There is a girl in Beaver County, PA that doesn't brush her teeth every day and she doesn't have health insurance or the internet. She drives a beat 89 cavalier and she is allways in faded jeans, sneakers and a hoody. I cant resist her cause i know i can get her. And she looks sooo good in a certain way. Please help me with this one guys, I know you know her...

"Aww dude check her out... look at that ass. Maybe she'd be into me if i put a new cd player in her car." Says Aaron. "Naww dude, shes a hooptie. Why dont you call that Brittany girl back?" Replied Diesel.

by HoopyLove November 30, 2004

Hoopty

A person or object that is super cheesy, simple and ridiculous in ghetto terms.

A grown man who records the Lifetime channel on his DVR is without a doubt Hoopty.

by websterrocks August 2, 2012