homemade

A man who is overly accommodating to his dominating bitch; a tailor-made man; a man who can't function without his bitch's approval.

Jasper's a homemade nigga.

by Tonue January 31, 2007

Homemade Mashed Arse

When you shove a cactus between your neighbours buttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush.

1) Time to mash me some arse!

2) That fuckwit again? He must be craving some homemade mashed arse!

by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017

Homemade Chernobyl

That bomb ass homemade methamphetamine

Yo bruh you got that homemade Chernobyl

by King_John69 December 31, 2019

Homemade Dildo

if you have a bf and you want to leave him but you really like his penis, cut his penis off and glue it to some stress balls.

woman 1: hey, how is sex with your boyfriend?
woman 2: oh I dumped him, but this homemade dildo is great!

by 0inker September 14, 2023

Homemade Special

When a crazy ass bitch gets busted for shoplifting at Walmart and reaches into her pants to throw shit at the guard to get away.

Dude 1: Bro, better duck and cover, that crazy ass bitch is giving the security guard a homemade special with extreme prejudice!
Dude 2: Whoa! Incoming!

by Parkasaurus January 2, 2015

homemade word

Those words invented at home, and used in the family but don't have a meaning outside of the family or friendship group

Tom: Sorry I didn't understand that, what did you say?

David: Oh, sorry, it was a homemade word.

by Fox_In_The_Box June 24, 2013

dream's homemade catboy

possibly the most controversial fanfiction ever written, literally includes every trigger warning ever.

"did you read dream's homemade catboy?"
"yeah man I'm traumatised"

by froghatguy March 22, 2021