holesaler

Noun : Holesaler refers to a person engaged in the activity of selling holes. For the purpose of the definition the “holes” referred to are human orifices, a person engaging in this activity will be commonly classified as a pimp. A person selling a large hole in the ground would be defined as an auctioneer or estate agent.

Look at that horrible holesaler selling that lady’s ass! , but look over there at that estate agent selling that big hole in ground.

by Dr Lingus January 7, 2008

katie holmes

Any girl who innocently takes on the role of "beard" to hide a man's homosexuality.

Katie Holmes is a poor, unsuspecting beard for Tom's pathetic
attempt to mask his obvious inner West-Hollywood queen.

by Anne-Lise August 31, 2005

Boomer holes

When you move into a house previously owned by a boomer, and the floors have holes for cable TV wires, the wall has a phone jack for a landline, etc.

We should get some posters and paintings to cover up all these boomer holes.

by Sequined Converse May 17, 2020

holeshiner

the action a police officer (or other in authority) performs when searching the alleged criminal's posterior for weapons and/or paraphernalia. Usually involves latex gloves and a flashlight, hence "holeshiner".

Person 1:"Dang dude, that cop has that guy laying down on the hood of his car with his pants down!"

Person 2: "Yeah, he's definately geting a holeshiner"

by SeymoreButts5150 November 13, 2007

hollsexual

Pronounced~ (hall-sex-shoo-wool) basically it means you’re straight but you’re gay for Hollis

Damn, Makayla really fell for Hollis, she must be hollsexual

by that~mr.steal your gurl July 29, 2019

holes eye

When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.

While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.

The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.

The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.

by NCKnobster February 24, 2011

Elizabeth Holmes

A dirty scammer, "feminist" fuck, embodying what feminists shouldn't be, a fucking crook.

Person 1: I love Elizabeth Holmes, she is so cool, and a feminist, she helps people
Person 2: She scammed the Theranos investors, yup, thats cool!!!

by CockBlock29 July 20, 2018