ham hocks

A prodigious, gelatinous, or otherwise unnecessarily large portion of meat on one's buttock/upper thigh region. Symptoms include the inability to fit into non wide-leg jeans, being able to see one's ass from the front, and when running the smell of burning fabric. Usually hocks are coupled with a gap between the back and the pants.

Deelishis, from Flavor of Love 2- THAT bitch got some HOCKS
Coco- Ice Tea's wife got two fine hams on her backside!
Niecy Nash aka Deputy Raineesha Williams on Reno 911. Anyone who has seen that show knows that Rainessha's ass be epITOMIZING the meaning of ham hocks.

by Cheetah4life March 31, 2007

Hock Chuan

A dentist that lies about going to Napa Valley but instead, ends up in Vegas.

Jia Jin: I told my wife I went for coffee but here I am, drinking beer with you guys.

Beh: Damn, you just did a Hock Chuan.

by Homomo November 09, 2010

Hammer-hock

When you stare at someones package from a distance or up close without trying to be noticed

Stacey quit looking at that guys package! He's gonna noticed u hammer-hock

by Cjb86 October 16, 2020

Hock a Dookie

To eject shit from your mouth.

If you Hock a Dookie while eating, that turd is going to land in your food.

by TheTrueBrawler January 25, 2022

Hock a dookie

When you shit at high velocity.

Oh man, I just hocked a fat dookie in the toilet.

Hock a dookie

by wolddir January 22, 2022

Raunchy Hocks

What you smell when you are right behind a big, sweaty beast of a... well, just a big sweaty beast that didn't quite finish the paperwork last time they purged.

Person 1: Dude, that was a killer spin class, eh?

Person 2: Yeah, 'cept for those damn raunchy hocks on that gal in front of me.

by Cycle NC March 29, 2011

snot hock

The act of inhaling to dislodge an amount of phlegm that is then spat out.

Ugh, could you have kept that in, or done it some where else, that was a disgusting snot hock !

by DrMoob September 29, 2020