Hobknocker

Did Nick makeup ALL definitions of this word too?!?!

Nick was talking to Dani and mentioned that someone was a hobknocker.

by SP.1012 January 23, 2023

Hobknocker

Someone creepy dude attacks you with his penis because he wants too make sure that you face the consequences for what you did.

There was a man that was really angry at a woman, so he told the woman to get in the room and loud smacking noises came out of the room like slapping noises. Turns out their child came in and sall what mommy and daddy were doing. Daddy was smacking his penis on mommy's face too make sure she doesn't make the same mistake again. So daddy for the rest of his life was referred to a hobknocker

by Hobknocker by rex king June 27, 2021

Hobknocker

A person, specifically a man, who goes around slapping pro in the face with his penis

That hobknocker just hit me in the face with his wee wee. I'ma go drink bleech

by SuikaZaddy August 13, 2017

Hobknocker

One who wanks off in your local 7 eleven to cheap runway magazines. Meanwhile your in the next stall down.

There’s a fucking hobknocker in the next stall down!

by Ticklemypurplepickle December 5, 2021

Hobknocker

somebody who takes a crap on other peoples lawns

This dirty hobknocker just took a crap on my lawn. What the hell is wrong with that dirty hobknocker

by Jman1426 October 22, 2009

Hobknocker

A hobknocker is what you say when you’re about to take a fat shit in the toilet.

I’m about to take a hobknocker in my bathroom, so be prepared.

by Takingafatshit January 11, 2020

Hobknocker

One who messes with ones other's private

Also a molester

There's a rumor that he's a hobknocker; just went up to that girl and...

by CRSII June 20, 2010