A stupid rule that was implemented 40 years ago because the majority of AL teams, although some having some success in the post season, were struggling financially, and thought that by taking away the "weakest hitter" in the lineup and replacing him with some douche bag that cant field a ball but can swing a bat, would increase their ratings.
Although while chicks dig the long ball and everything, most NL fans (like myself) and some AL fans, think the DH should be abolished and the same 9 players on the field should be the same 9 players in the on the lineup card.
Although while chicks dig the long ball and everything, most NL fans (like myself) and some AL fans, think the DH should be abolished and the same 9 players on the field should be the same 9 players in the on the lineup card.
Douche - Hey bro you wanna watch the Angels and Mariners game?
Me - No thanks, Im a real baseball fan, Im going to watch the Dodgers and Cubs, or Cards and Mets, Or Giants and Marlins, or Pads and Rox, or any other NL game even if their record is shit, cuz they don't use a pussy Designated Hitter.
Douche - oh ok, I'll go back to my shitty AL game and keep being a douche then.
Me - you do that
Me - No thanks, Im a real baseball fan, Im going to watch the Dodgers and Cubs, or Cards and Mets, Or Giants and Marlins, or Pads and Rox, or any other NL game even if their record is shit, cuz they don't use a pussy Designated Hitter.
Douche - oh ok, I'll go back to my shitty AL game and keep being a douche then.
Me - you do that
by Danny boy in LA June 27, 2009
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by ryan April 29, 2008
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1) When everyone on the objective must die and no structures need be left standing, call in the "Pipe Hitters".
2) There is a definitive difference between the standard Soldier/Marine/Sailor and those who are referred to as the "Pipe Hitters" of the military.
3) Ladies, get yourself a "Pipe Hitter". Your vagina will love you for it.
2) There is a definitive difference between the standard Soldier/Marine/Sailor and those who are referred to as the "Pipe Hitters" of the military.
3) Ladies, get yourself a "Pipe Hitter". Your vagina will love you for it.
by 275WatchMan7tre April 22, 2009
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King Leonidas, his Spartan warriors were among some of the very first pipe hitters but nowadays it's the guys who serve under SOCOM, MARSOC, AFSOC, JSOC... who are some of today's best pipe hitters.
by Pipe_Hitter April 2, 2022
Get the Pipe Hitter mug.1.) The action of knocking someone unconscious with one blow of the fist, usually in the face, where the person does not regain consciousness for an extended period of time.
2.) Referring to marijuana. A person, relatively new to marijuana, who inhales one hit usally under the pressure of peers, and pretends to act high because the lack the knowledge of what high feels like.
2.) Referring to marijuana. A person, relatively new to marijuana, who inhales one hit usally under the pressure of peers, and pretends to act high because the lack the knowledge of what high feels like.
1.) Did you see the one hitter quitter that disfigured Brian's model face?
2.) My friend used to be a one hitter quitter, quite often making the claim that he got high because he weighed less.
2.) My friend used to be a one hitter quitter, quite often making the claim that he got high because he weighed less.
by Adam Shatter October 7, 2005
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After that gel-haired asshole with the muscle shirt bumped in to me in the club for the second time I gave him the one-hitter quitter.
by C. Griffin November 8, 2007
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