Hippocrip

a hippo that puts a hunnid rounds in 'yo shit bleeds crip shooting niggas rocking blood gang. Mistaken for Hypocrite a hippo but a crip

Daniel: fuck yall nigs yall fags ass nigs nig nig nig nig nig assssss!!!
Stutter Retard: Fuck you hippocrip.

by mynigninjja_555 January 28, 2022

hippocritamus

A person who pokes fun at people for being goofy and goes around acting goofy themselves

-Yo this guy mad goofy.

-hrs later...
- *acts like a complete goof*
- Didn't you just make fun of that guy for being mad goofy? You a damn hippocritamus 🦛

by Jaye_em September 5, 2020

Hippocricket

A friend or family member that goes around talking bad about you to everybody all day long all day long but when they see you they have nothing to say.

David and Ned are like best friends, and share everything with each other. Ned always hates on David when hes not around. But yesterday when Ned was talking about David, David walked in and Ned stopped talking, he is such a hippocricket....

by JonahWills May 29, 2022

hippocritamoose

A mythical creature that demonstrates hypocritical behavior and bears resemblance to a hippo and a moose.

You're a hippocritamoose for looking at vacation spots in December!

by anonymous September 15, 2022

Hippocridiot

A person who pretends to be ignorant or stupid for the purpose of pushing an agenda or keeping their useless but well-paying job.

Karine Jean-Pierre can't possibly be stupid enough to believe the things she says, she must be a "Hippocridiot".

by Winkiedoc December 30, 2024

hippocrite

A “hippo”crite is someone who calls people fat when they themselves are obese. Bonus points if it’s behind their own friends back!

(Hippocrite) Erika: She is a fattie that always eats
R2: Girl like you don’t?!

by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025