pickled herring

The act of leaving your penis inside a woman's anus during sex, after sex, and for the duration of that evening while you sleep.

I got a pickled herring last night. It was not as cool as I had been told.

by Jackie Chuther May 4, 2006

van helsing

one who goes after ugly women at night while intoxacated and wakes up feeling like he spent the night hunting for monsters

"what happend last night, and why do i feel like van helsing"

by clint February 23, 2005

herring

one who posseses red/pink/orange hair

Jarrad is the biggest herring, his hair could stop traffic.

by sam July 2, 2004

horsing

To bullshit someone. Pull thier leg. Being sarcasticly serious.

Joe: I smashed box with a 300 pound wildabeast yesterday.

Jordan: Are you horsing me right now? A 300 pounder?

by Troy16 February 12, 2008

Horsing

Whilst doing doggy you proceed to rip her pony tail from her head and place it in her arse hole there go, making her look like a horse

I was horsing Jamie's mum last night and he walked in and fucked me

by Poole and may August 4, 2018

Blonde Herring

1. A blonde woman who seems to be very attractive from behind or at a distance, but after turning around she is actually very ugly.Usually happens in clubs when you are very drunk.

2. A very unusual fish.

1. (2 Blokes in a club)

Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".

Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".

(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)

Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".

2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)

Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".

Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".

by D Bro September 14, 2008

river horsing

When a fat pet or person has trouble jumping or climbing onto a couch or bed & their pudgy legs kick a lot in desperation, it can be said that that pet or person is "river horsing" as they resemble a swimming hippopotamus.

lol check that fat kid river horsing up into the back of that pickup truck!

by kismet & zee April 14, 2009