Verb, to blow one's brains out with a shotgun. Usually used in reference to suicide, but can be used to denote homicide as well. Named after American author Ernest Hemingway who died by hemingway.
John: Did you hear? Kurt Cobain died!!
Jane: Yeah, I heard he hemingwayed himself!
John: I hate this office job! I might have to hemingway everybody in here!
Jane: Yeah, I heard he hemingwayed himself!
John: I hate this office job! I might have to hemingway everybody in here!
by Kraft_d May 19, 2010
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John's girlfriend broke up with him. Rather than move on like any normal person would do, he decided he couldn't live anymore without her and went the Heming-way.
by Eustace McCleach April 3, 2009
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When you decide to lie about something until a point where you actually believe. Often is accompanied by a god-awful complexion and other mental disorders. Particularly in vermont.
Guy 1: Dude I fucking hooked up with this girl from New York, it was so sick but my parents almost caught me. Since we hooked-up in her car, my parents drove right by, it was so sketchy.
Guy 2: Dude, for one thing, a girl is not gonna drive all the way to Vermont to hook-up with you. Second of all, she probably thinks your a sketchy peice of shit becuase you have only talked to her online. Third of all, you were shopping with your mom that day. I saw you at the mall, fuckin idiot.
Innocent bystandered who happends to overhear while passing by: Correct me if im wrong, but i think that that kid just PULLED-A-HEMINGWAY!
Guy 2: Dude, for one thing, a girl is not gonna drive all the way to Vermont to hook-up with you. Second of all, she probably thinks your a sketchy peice of shit becuase you have only talked to her online. Third of all, you were shopping with your mom that day. I saw you at the mall, fuckin idiot.
Innocent bystandered who happends to overhear while passing by: Correct me if im wrong, but i think that that kid just PULLED-A-HEMINGWAY!
by Dont be like dis April 28, 2005
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by Web the goblin May 31, 2020
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Kid 2: man, that wasnt a fucking cork 3, that was a fucking hemingway
Kid 2: man, that wasnt a fucking cork 3, that was a fucking hemingway
by GGGGG unit author May 22, 2005
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by Fat Boy54 May 18, 2008
Get the heinman mug.A famous 1930s author whose works include THE SUN ALSO RISES, FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS, and A FAREWELL TO ARMS. Critically loved for his simple, to-the-point style.
In reality, a fat lout who liked his women and booze a little too much. One day, realizing just how mediocre and utterly worthless his writing was, he decided to do something good; off himself so that people don't waste the little effort needed to try reading his shallow crap. Unfortunately, his plan backfired, and schoolchildren across America now have to endure his mediocrity while listening to bullshit about how he was a great revolutionary writer and adventurer.
In reality, a fat lout who liked his women and booze a little too much. One day, realizing just how mediocre and utterly worthless his writing was, he decided to do something good; off himself so that people don't waste the little effort needed to try reading his shallow crap. Unfortunately, his plan backfired, and schoolchildren across America now have to endure his mediocrity while listening to bullshit about how he was a great revolutionary writer and adventurer.
by Mashizzlewinks December 23, 2005
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