Hello There

An Elegant greeting. For a more civillized age

Legend 1: Hello there
Legend 2: General Kenobi

by pogboy2000 March 28, 2022

hello your computer has virus

this is something what specifically an indian expert tech support caller would say and recommend downloading some file from an edgy website to help your computer run safely.

joe: Hello! my computer is not functioning properly, can you please detect the problem?
Tech Support Caller: Hello your computer has virus!!

by abondedspaghetti April 17, 2023

Taco Bell Hellfire Anus

The Taco Bell Hellfire Anus is referred to that of an individual whose asshole has gone through brutal, immense torture. First, molten shit, roughly the temperature of over 500 degrees fahrenheit, explodes out of the asshole that shakes the bathroom with a 1.5 magnitude earthquake. Not matter how many times the individual says they’ll never eat at Taco Bell again, it doesn’t ease the pain. After major drippage from the ass will follow the smell. The smell is so unbelievably stinky a fart cloud is formed within the bathroom that lingers for weeks. After 40 minutes of consistent butt poop flying out of said individuals ass, they must wipe with what feels like sandpaper. There will be blood, tears, and sweat but if you survive the Taco Bell Hellfire Anus, you’ll probably be ready for round 2 in a couple days. Long love the Mexican Pizza.

Jack: Ayo what happened to Chris? He said he had to take a piss this dude has been gone for almost 2 hours
Ruby: Yeah. Based off of the smell thats coming from the bathroom, it seems like he is getting a visit from Dr. Taco Bell Hellfire Anus.

by SamWithDaHotdog August 1, 2022

Bow Hello

when you want to salute someone fine or good looking

Guy: Bow hello! she looking fine! 👀

by Isabell_uh January 3, 2019

hellfirebator

n. archaic

1. one who goes to hell for masturbation
2. one who thinks he/she is going to hell for masturbation

When I was a young Catholic, I became a hellfirebator.

by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

Hello kitty girl

An e-girl that loves to wear pink, has at least one hello kitty tattoo, listens to MCR and likes to tell guys all the perverted things she will do to them. After she’s had sex with you she’ll suck out your soul and crush your heart because you aren’t her Dear Daniel. Then she’ll ghost you for another random guy on tinder. She probably made a deal with Satan to look hot to all men.

Friend: “So how did it go with the Hello Kitty girl??”
Victim:”Natalia is really amazing sooo cute and sweet!”

3 months later…

Friend:”hey how’s Natalia?”
Victim:”That Hello Kitty girl sucked every last drop of lifeforce out of me, I’ll never be the man that I was”

by IsawIcameIconquered February 13, 2023

hello kitty says acab

the people who use this are usually those "alt" and "indie" kids who couldn't let go of the whole tiktok trend in august.
basically those who dress in eye blinding colors with multiple layered skirts and crazy hair styles. and they usually drink the pink monster energy. they have a weird obsession with the company sanrio, specifically the characters hello kitty, my melody, and kuromi. when most of the time they have no idea about the other characters sanrio has made. they probably don't even know that hello kitty once dressed up as a cop..

person who doesn't take acab as an aesthetic: so what is your personality like?

alt hello kitty says acab girl: well...

alt hello kitty says acab girl: hello kitty says acab uwu 🥺❤️

person who doesn't take acab as an aesthetic: get away from me

by ~~ann0nn <3~ November 16, 2020