Facebook Hijack

When you post an item to Facebook and then two or more of your Friends take over that item's Comment thread and proceed to engage in a vigorous debate with each other leaving you on the sideline to watch the fireworks.

Your Status: I feel sorry for David Letterman. He shouldn't have to apologize to Sarah Palin.

Your Friend: Sarah Palin is right.
Your Other Friend: No, she isn't.
Your Friend: Yes, she is.
Your Other Friend: No, she isn't.
Your Friend: Yes, she is.
Your Other Friend: No, she isn't.

You: Um, guys, this is a Facebook Hijack. Can I please have my account back?

by REHuntJr June 17, 2009

domain name hijacking

When a business tries to steal a domain name through ICANN or another online arbitration process.

Disney tried to hijack my website, DonaldD.com, but my name is Donald Donallson so it didn't work.

by Rachel Smith May 12, 2003

left handed hijack

This is a procedure that involves stealing a persons mouse. To accomplish this, a person needs to be distracted, while another person to the right of him/her grabs the mouse with their left hand and closes whatever window was open.

Doug: What the hell joe, where did my web browser go?

Joe: Left handed hijack!

by Cracka McTastic March 1, 2005

netflix hijack

When your girlfriend, little sister, mother, or otherwise effeminate friend put mushy romance or Disney movies on the top of your queue, greatly delaying the time it takes for the good movies to come.

Dude, have you seen "The Hangover" yet?!
No man, I've been Netflix hijacked for like the past two months. All I've got now is 'The Notebook' and 'The Little Mermaid'...

by CManG September 13, 2010

Wall Post Hijacker

Someone that takes over a person's Facebook wall post with conversation that is off topic and doesn't relate to the subject matter.

Tony is the biggest Wall Post Hijacker on Facebook! That guy always takes over Vera's wall posts with his random lame convo's.

by GrKosta March 11, 2010

hijacker

noun.
An alternate name for a boxcutter or a similar knife-like tool as used by stock persons, shipping clerks, box packers, etc.

origin:
Related to the Sept. 11th destruction of the World Trade Center by airplanes. The boxcutter was the weapon of choice used by the terrorists that hijacked the airplanes.

The blade in my hijacker is getting dull.

by dfile July 25, 2004

Hoejacked

the act of being bombarded with an outlandish number of hoe friend requests, that hijack your myspace account.

I logged on to my myspace account and realized that i had been hoejacked.

by Nate Evans April 1, 2007