heinz factory 

A woman who can provide or create 57 varieties of sex.... at least! Or belonging to the Temple of Artemis.

That hydrogen cookie comes from the Heinz factory

heinz factory by The Phantom Cheeser. April 25, 2021

Heinz Beanz

Sustenance for the gods

Heinz Beanz, a godsend

Heinz Beanz by Generic name 2311876 September 5, 2022

heinz bush 

1.) a porn nerd who was born in 1937. he invntd many homosxual sex toys including the hand-crank ass plug and the dangling dilinger (we still have no idea of what the device does, but it is shaped like a hammerhead shark.) in 1967, he declared the greatest gay inventor next to sir issac newton and ben franklin. in 1968, however, he was mysteriously kidnapped by the us military to make an invention that would make veitnam tremble. he failed in doing so and was dropped off in front of a war camp. he was hld prisonor for the next 4 years. after his return to the us, he wrote a book of his expirience in veitnam simply titled "please put more brokn glass in my ass" it won the noble prize for gaiest book ever written, exceeding huckleberry fin. now in 1973, he went to franc for a visit of his dear grandmother. she died the second he walked in the door. he thought that he could hav sex the corpse before it was found. he did and the cops walked in by the time he ripped the eyes out made love to the sockets. he served 15 years. in prison, he became a white supremist and wrote one of the famous doctrines in the homosexual neo-nazi chapter ever. the book was entitled "rise of the pink panzer". 37 copies have been sold till this day. after he left prison, he led an uprising of gay nazis and took over the country of belguim. this take over took 3 days. when he took position of dictator, he forced all men to be gay or executed and the woman had to be lesbians. he set news rules that no one liked. the people began an uprise and one day broke into his office. they raped him to death on his balcony. he was sent to hospital and died of AIDS on febraury 14, 1989.

2.) a douche

1.) did you see that heinz bush movie? what a FGT!

2.) wow, that dude's a heinz bush

heinz bush by mfjeek January 17, 2007

heinz harmel 

Heinz Harmel was Gruppenfueher in the 10th panzer division in the SS army. He was quite possibly the best nazi ever. He was surround by at least a 1000 kikes and jew nigger lovers. When surrounded he was given the order to attack but disobeyed and fled saving the lives of at least 300 of his fellow nazi brethren.

Heinz Harmel is Greatest SS soldier in the entire world. Close friend of Hitler and Himmler.

heinz harmel by Jew killer October 4, 2006

heinz 57

A common sexual maneuver that originated in "the tilly" where a man unloads his baby batter inside a woman and afterwards has her hover over the toilet and drain as much of his man juice out of her as possible while smacking the back like a Heinz 57 bottle.

Friend1: "Yo Travis, I heard you took Angie home last night and hit it raw"

Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"

heinz 57 by Tyrone Kizzaps December 14, 2008

Heinz 69 

When one is in the 69 position and the first party discovers that the second party is menstruating, the first party becomes alarmed and jerks, forcing either their phallus and/or pubic mound into the second parties' nose/mouth; thereby causing a nosebleed/bloody lip.

You ever try a Heinz 69? Quite enjoyable once you get past the fact of what is really happening...but a man always knows he's gotta finish.

Heinz 69 by Ynarman July 12, 2010

Heinz 57

wherein the act of vaginal penetration creates a sound not unlike that of direct fist contact with a half-empty ketchup bottle directly on the 57. In uncouth circles, this is referred to as a queef.

"I don't want to fuck you too hard, you might Heinz 57".

Heinz 57 by Heinz Catsup January 3, 2009