heimo

When you need a wipe but don't have to shit, which is caused by having a dirty asshole.

There are three possible causes for the need:

1. You haven't wiped sufficiently
2. Your butt crack is sweaty
3. You made a fart poop

It is different than swamp ass as heimowing aims at easing discomfort in the internal butt crack, while swamp ass has this aim but for the external buttcrack; Heimowing is when you go for the good stuff.

Friend 1: Hey guys I'm just gonna run to the bathroom quickly. I'll be back in a few.
Friend 2: U taking a piss or crap?
Friend 1: Neither, I just need to heimo.

by rubentejada September 13, 2017

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jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

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heimer syndrome

To use metaphors non-stop such as using 7 or more metaphors in a 1 hour lecture.

Man, he musta used at least 20 metaphors on that lecture of the big bang theory. He must be suffering from the heimer syndrome

by Thebigbangtheroy August 31, 2009

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Heimer Syndrome

A syndrome that plagues teachers across the globe, causing them to constantly use obscure metaphors to explain fairly basic concepts.

Guy 1: "English class was hell today. I swear, if Mrs.Purcell uses one more metaphor to talk about paragraph structure, I'm gonna punch her in the face."

Guy 2: "Could she have Heimer Syndrome?"

Guy 1: "Possibly, but I'll still punch her in the face."

by TheGrandUrsa August 31, 2009

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