axe headache

The headache that occurs when a large amount of axe deoderant is sprayed in the vicinity of other people.

Matt: Dude I hate changing for gym. That fat smelly kid always sprays himself with a whole bottle of axe. My head always starts to pound.
Dave: Man you got that axe headache bro.

by Marco's Polo March 19, 2006

school headache

A feeling that a child may get in school in which they feel bored in the classroom, therefore getting a headache.

I think I just got a school headache from reading this complex textbook!

by Seshie January 10, 2009

cold headache

Also known as a brain freeze. When your head becomes cold from eating cold foods or drinks.

Rylan: I have a cold headache!
Sam: Me too!

by pillow1255 April 14, 2020

sausage headache

n. A headache acquired after eating some form of cooked food particularly fast.

I have such a massive sausage headache after eating all that chicken earlier.

by stevedavejohn September 30, 2010

headache

An old, cliched excuse that a woman comes up with when she doesn't feel like having sex.

I desparately wanted a blowjob from my girlfriend, but she said she had a headache, so I put powdered aspirin on my dick just to prove that I really needed her to release the building pressure in my balls.

by urban pervert December 9, 2003

Math Headache

The painful headache you get when you are working on math for too long. Usually occurs while cramming before a test, making up half a semester's worth the homework or can also occur while completing a BYU online math course.

I've been working on the BYU course now for three hours straight. What has algebra done for me besides give me a massive math headache?

by Coffee92 April 25, 2010

Facebook Headache

When Facebook gives you a headache that only goes away when you close the browser/screen.

"All these game requests on my news feed are giving me a Facebook Headache."

by Priomotu May 14, 2012