Drop a Hebrew

1.) Having the sudden urge to release or "drop" a large piece of kosher fecal matter into or onto the respected destination.
After a Bar Mitzvah:

Girl:Boy, I am so full of Matzah ball soup.
Boy: You gunna go drop a hebrew?
Girl(with a smile): YES!
by DR.HANDSKIDS April 28, 2009
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Hebrew Hammer

A man is getting a woman from behind and donkey punches her in the back of the head. When she turns around in pain the man circumcises himself and throws the foreskin in her face. He then yells OPAH and runs away. He does all of this while wearing a yamaka.
Last night I gave Shirley the old Hebrew Hammer....obviously she's pissed at me.
by lights on April 19, 2011
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Hebrew Kisses

"I got so smashed at the party, I think I ended up giving Emma some Hebrew Kisses."
by Komradkratz February 4, 2018
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Hebrew Edomites

A religion primarily made up of white people who follow the teachings of the Hebrew Israelites and believe the ancient Israelites are Black.
As Hebrew Edomites we believe Jesus was a Black Man.
by Edith the Edomite March 9, 2021
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Hebrew Hammer

Jew who fucks gentile and then breaks up with her.
by Lil Jew 92 April 14, 2009
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Hebrew Handcannon

To prevent yourself from ejaculating for 2 months, then applying tartar sauce to the head of your penis. Then masturbating with a condom on over the sauce. Before you finish you cut the rubber so it's just on you head. You then place a yamaka on your hard head and use the power of your love fuel to project it at any given target.
Dude, I fired my Hebrew Handcannon clear across the street last night!
by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009
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