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heterosexual safety seat

Also known as the Gay Seat or the I'm Not Gay Seat.

Referenced by Ray Romano in his stand-up act: it refers to the empty seat left between two straight males sitting in a movie theater together as proof to the rest of the audience that they are not there as a couple, and infact, just hetreosexual friends.
Even though were we in a crowded movie theater, watching an action movie, my pal and I had to leave the heterosexual safety seat between us just in case anyone was looking.
by Dante_T December 9, 2008
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Heterosexual

What is your sexuality?”
I am Heterosexual.
by UwOOwU September 27, 2019
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prison heterosexuality

Strictly this doesn't exist since no one who's totally straight lasts five minutes in prison without becoming involved in some kind of man-man action.
Prison heterosexuality basically means ass-raping another inmate, before he ass-rapes you. In other words, it's about being the dominant homosexual in a gay jail relationship.
by Assex 776 August 28, 2007
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non-heterosexual

sexual identity encompassing all things not strictly hetero. May include gay, bi, queer, polysexual, dykey, faggy, gay-ish, gay-like, gay on the weekends, gay when drunk, and homosexual. Also may not.
Alot of people think Mary is a lesbian, but she had a boyfriend last year and a girlfriend the year before, last I knew, she was dating a non-gender identified polysexual. She identifies as non-heterosexual.
by Chris Coder July 20, 2005
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heterosexually challenged

Did you see those two dudes holding hands walking down the street. They are definitely heterosexually challenged.
by oopsiboopedmypants June 11, 2006
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heterosexual banana

1- A banana that is straight rather than curved

2- A straight asian guy with a giant dick
Person #1: Guess what? I had a heterosexual banana this morning?

Person #2: Cool! And what did you eat for breakfast?
by Lanzerr September 19, 2009
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Heterosexuality

Heterosexuality refers to sexual, and romantic attraction exclusively between two individuals of opposite genders. It is characterised as a sexual orientation, contrasted with homosexuality and bisexuality. see heterosexual.In slang straight is a mid-20th century gay slang term for heterosexuals.
''Heterosexuality love between two individuals of opposite genders''
by sweet jesus July 4, 2006
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