Hasslinging

very strange form of sex where the penis is very large and wide and is a tight fit inside the asshole and cannot fit inside the mouth at all. Because of this the asshole is widened and the only way for a blow job is for the woman to suck up and down the side in a way that looks like a person eating corn on the cob.

Person 1: Hey what did you do last night?

Person 2: Me and you mom were hasslinging all night because my dick was to big for her mouth!

by Gordonsmomfucker February 19, 2010

hassle-free

ADJECTIVE
informal
without problems or bother
Traveling by coach is a hassle-free way of discovering cities from Vienna to Vancouver, and Moscow to Rome.
a hassle-free vacation at an all-inclusive resort

Is hassle-free car hire possible?

by AU3uDxAJJ3h6myrcs0mkjco May 22, 2023

Side hassle

When the side hustle (small business on the side of your ‘proper’ job) becomes more of a hassle than it’s worth - both economically, emotionally and spiritually.

“How’s that small business of yours going?”
“Oh my side hustle?”
“Yeah”
“It’s becoming a bit of a side hassle to be honest mate”

by Sean Jameson August 13, 2022

Hassle

Due to the pronunciation of the word hassle that reminds people of the word a**hole, it can be used as a euphemism for a**hole.

He's a total hassle!

by Matthew678 January 15, 2019

stop hassling me

Stop hassling me or To fuck someone in the ass

Stop hassling me or To rape someone

by 9293747383920010001929 October 10, 2017

Hassle hogs

a hassle hog is where it smells so bad that people faint near by

its used for the army to raid chain houses and beat them like grapes - that is what a hassle hogs is thank you very much for taking your time to read this.

by toefu January 13, 2023

Hassle burger

A hassle burger is a social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, and their presence is annoying.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

by Edward Current June 12, 2024