Rock hard Theo

He’s always hard.

“That guy is such a rock hard Theo”

by Fuckmillylillisamazing January 20, 2020

rock hard balls

when your testicles harden to an extent

" My balls have been rock hard for weeks! "

" let me soften them ;) "
" you might have rock hard balls! "

" Thanks mate :) "

by slaygirlie June 1, 2023

rock hard

when rock have hard pp

mom my rock is getting rock hard

by ubvbsbbgvfshdbj October 25, 2019

Hard Knock Rock

Hard Knock Rock is a Luke Slater track from the album 'Wireless'

Hard Knock Rock is a fucken winner when it drops...

by Mark Walker October 22, 2007

rock hard boner

When Jobesity sees a chick with sunglasses and a cap and gets the biggest boner.

HEE HEE ur little sister gave me a rock hard boner

by CFCB7 July 1, 2014

rock hard

Intransitive verb. 1)The specific ability to perform adeptly a style of rock music which includes guitars, drums, and a blues influence. 2)To surpass all contenders in excellence, ability, or fame. 3) To render all viewers speechless at one's excellence, ability, or fame.

Music. "The vintage vinyl of Bad Company that my dad gave me rocks hard."
Excellence. "Congratulations on that summa cum laude! You really rock hard, Michelle!"
Ability. "Our band really rocked hard last night, didn't it?"
Fame. "The Beatles rocked hard."

by Rainwater October 12, 2007

I need rock hard dick

I want rock hard dick inside of my pussy if u r a gay boy u want it inside the asshole

I love rock hard cock and being gay

and a

You: same dad
I need rock hard dick mom
Mum: shore I'll shove my rock hard dick inside u

by I love my wife gi hun October 19, 2021