Hank

If you're name is hank and you are looking at this shit, go away. No, you aren't perfect because those definition were written by egotistical fuckfaces named hank. No you dont have a large penis. Shut up and go away and go sell propane like the Hank Hill you are. Hell...

"Go the hell away you hank"

by Jakran June 28, 2019

hank

A hangover wank. The continued form of male self abuse after awaking from an evening of alcoholic indulgence

"Wow, I just had the best hank in years and my head ache is completely gone"

by sparksneon January 7, 2007

The Hank

A German definition for fucking something up or being in a bad situation

Der Hank ist ein schlechter Ort an dem man sich nicht befinden möchte dies wird dann Im übertragenen Sinne bei der Redewendung I'm Hank sein verwendet. (The Hank is a bad place that you don't want to be in. This is used figuratively in the phrase I'm in the Hank.)

Beispiel
Meine Mom hat mein weed Gefunden bin jetzt so Im Hank (My mom found my weed now I'm so in the Hank)

by levRaptor September 28, 2023

hank

guy from madness combat

grunt 1: hey is that fucking hank
grunt 2: oh we're fucked
grunt 1: yea

by wimessir March 31, 2021

hank

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hank: hank

by n1ghtangel June 29, 2021

Hank

Hank is a madness combat character and is the protagonist of the series
that's all i know

"when was there a sentence of hank?"

by CrownAngel May 4, 2021

Hank

Known as "the professor", a Mexican politician, and a prosperous businessman. Carlos “Hank” Gonzalez.

Carlos "Hank" Gonzalez was a Mexican politician and influential businessman.

by LadyMaryG March 13, 2023