eskimo handstand

Where a guy does a handstand while a girl gives him oral sex until he blows a load all over her face

Bruh, I wrecked my throwing arm getting an eskimo handstand from my girl. Covered her in bonkjuice though so it was worth it.

by ClumsyPickleFrisbee March 20, 2021

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Twizzle poppin a handstand

Is when a tweaker experiences a demon explaining to him that his own family has agreed to let his friends tell on him to the cops so now looking out the window upside down in a car.

James : what the fuck is christian doing
Jake: hes twizzle poppin a handstand down woodside.

by Hahahahalksd lfffl August 13, 2020

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handstand talker

When one is talking out of ones ass.

When one is doing a handstand their ass is where their head used to be. When someone is talking out speaking bullshit, they are handstand talking.

Usually used for politicians, New York Yankees, everyone at Fox News Channel, etc.

Glenn Beck should have ripped arm muscles because he is such a good handstand talker.

by snoogns355 March 25, 2010

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Handstand

Only folks who aren't pretty can do this

Dang she looks like someone who can't do a handstand.

by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023

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Handstand hard on

When you so drunk you have to do a hand stand to even get your cock to appear UP.

Her: you are so drunk you Can t get it up

Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?

Her: sure what are you doing?

Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on

by Budweiser beach February 19, 2018

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