Handstand hard on

When you so drunk you have to do a hand stand to even get your cock to appear UP.

Her: you are so drunk you Can t get it up

Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?

Her: sure what are you doing?

Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on

by Budweiser beach February 19, 2018

kilted handstand

When you try to show off, but you show your ass instead, as a man in a kilt doing a handstand would.

Bob is trying to impress Alice with his dubious car knowledge, and Alice hasn't told him yet that she's been a mechanic for almost 10 years. He's doing kilted handstands every time he opens his mouth and I'm here for it.

by Zulikath October 1, 2025

December 17th-Handstand day

National Do a handstand day do a handstand for all your friends to see or if you can’t learn

Hey want to see me do a handstand it’s December 17th-Handstand day
Yeah Sure

by Shadow Hunter December 17, 2021

Handstand spinning diarrhea

When you have the need to take a shit get into a handstand position and let it RIPPPP. Just like Beyblades spin around while you release your waste.

Yo, I've been doing the handstand spinning diarrhea and it's the best b work out bro. 10/10 recommend!!!

by ThickburritoaAss April 19, 2020

eskimo handstand

Where a guy does a handstand while a girl gives him oral sex until he blows a load all over her face

Bruh, I wrecked my throwing arm getting an eskimo handstand from my girl. Covered her in bonkjuice though so it was worth it.

by ClumsyPickleFrisbee March 19, 2021

Handstand

Only folks who aren't pretty can do this

Dang she looks like someone who can't do a handstand.

by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023

Russian HandStand

When some one sits on a bottle of vodka and does a hand stand in an attempt to get drunk faster than they would by drinking it.

I heard Chad did a Russian Handstand last night at the party!

by Big_Dictionary October 13, 2022