hamburger ho

a girl or woman who goes on dates for free food

god, danielle is such a hamburger ho! she went on a date with tim just cause she wanted to go to red lobster and she ended up giving him a blumpkin in the men's room

by deadprez92 June 14, 2007

humourless

Lacking humour; not able to appreciate or express humour.

'they are such a humourless bunch'
'a rather humourless performance'

by Reality123 April 26, 2014

Hamburgang

Going for a hamburger with your gang

Bro A to bros: hamburgang?
Bro B: sure bro
Bro C: lets go bro

* the three bros went for a burger together*
The End.

by Car abuser February 14, 2022

Hamburg

Coolest, most inspiring and stylish city in the world, situated in the north of Germany by the river Elbe.
Home to many great musicians and artists, the rise of the Beatles, the "Reeperbahn" (yes, with all its sex-shops and easy girls in buffer jackets), the prettiest harbour and most important, its wonderful and unique people.

"Although Hamburg is jokingly said to be the birthplace of the Hamburger, this might just be a myth. But the beef patties a German immigrant from Hamburg sold in the 1850s in New York allegedly were named after that Hamburgian butcher and then became a generic term, so the myth goes."

by Catherinethefursed April 16, 2007

humour deficit

comedic bankruptcy,inability to either experience or create anything amusing

HD sufferer - you can say that again
normal person - oh can I - repeats what he has just said
HD sufferer - no response
normal person- i see you are suffering a humour deficit problem
HD sufferer- excuse me i do not understand

by Joel Plews November 14, 2007

sense of humour

The majority of people are able to experience humour, i.e., to be amused, to laugh or smile at something funny, and thus they are considered to have a sense of humour. The hypothetical person lacking a sense of humour would likely find the behaviour induced by humour to be inexplicable, strange, or even irrational. Though ultimately decided by personal taste, the extent to which a person will find something humourous depends upon a host of variables, including geographical location, culture, maturity, level of education, intelligence and context.

For example, young children's sense of humour may favour slapstick, such as Punch and Judy puppet shows or cartoons such as Tom and Jerry.

by Death Megatron 3000 April 16, 2013

Hamburger Pimp

Character from the 70's era Blaxpoitation film Dolemite. Notable for his use of crack cocaine, knowledge of the ghetto in which he resides, and his ability to obtain hamburgers from the hamburger stand free of charge... because he is indeed a hamburger pimp. Also has his own funky theme song whenever he hobbles around.

Dolemite: Weeell if it isn't the Hamburger Pimp. Say, Hamburger Pimp!

HP: Ayy fella you don't know me man... uhh... who you talking to anyway. Better get on befo' you get jumped on.

Dolemite: Now who's bad enough to do all of that?

HP: Well, me, nigga, me! Man, I'm so bad I kick my own ass twice a day. He ain't sayin nothin.

by Hamburger Pimp July 5, 2009