Hammerstorm

1. Heros of newerth charcter
2. the only thing that can go toe-to-toe with Chuck norris

BITCH U GOT HAMMERSTORMED

omg they have chuck norris, well we have hammerstorm

chuck norris can walk though land, but hammerstorm and swim through chuck norris

hammerstorm doesn't get wet the water get HAMMERSTORMED.

by Pathfinderz September 8, 2009

Hammerfucked

To have an intense hangover from partying too hard the night before.

Guy 1: Duuuude you look hammerfucked! What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I drank a bottle of tequila last night.. FUCK my head hurts like a bitch.

by OnTheDanceFloor May 31, 2010

Hammerhocker

a guy that claims to be hetrosexual, but when in a place like the local gyms' shower area watches the other guys/males in the showers more than just showering

did you know that I caught that guy checking me out in the shower, and he is married...What a Hammerhocker.

by #1brat April 18, 2010

Hammercock

A revenge tactic in while a male tricks female into stand/holding a bent over doggy-style position. Then proceeds to run full bore towards ramming his hammercock into her vagina/anus thus impaling her and exacting revenge. Can also be applied to oral impaling.

"That hoe cheated on me so I hammercocked her ass!"

"My stupid teacher gave me a bad grade on my test so I hammercocked her mouth."

"Shut up or I'm going to hammercock your mouth!!"

by Gogogosan September 4, 2009

hammerfist

to plunge a fist repeatedly into a man's or woman's butt or vagina for maaaximum pleasure.

jon is going to hammerfist julie.

jon was excited because he hammerfisted julie last night.

by messseduppp March 7, 2009

hammerlord

Hammerlord is often used as skateboarding slang. It means someone has done some hammerous trick consistently and most likely with some mad fake steez.(fake steez is all that matters) Skating switch can help you in gaining the title "hammerlord"

God dahm that guy is a friggin hammerlord, pulling shit from no where.

by hammerlordoner February 26, 2008

hammersome

Pronounced: "ham-er-some"
1) A term used to describe inclement weather where the user (of the word) is indicating an exaggeration of the actual circumstances.

2) Slang for handing out ham to women at picnics or barbecues. Commonly used in the Southeastern United States.

1) When raining moderately: "Wow, its beyond pelting out here, its almost hammersome".

2) When at a picnic: "Hey, give that lady some of this here pork. Hammersome willya Jimmy?"

by Threezie September 7, 2005