hamsham

the act of sodomizing a farm animal (such as a pig) with a drumstick while pleasuring yourself to pictures of neil peart; to hamsham

dude i heard about that kid who plays drums for robert....he invented this thing called hamshaming. it's so fucked up. i hear he and robert do it all the time.

by youraveragegerman February 26, 2011

Hamish Burton

A bitchass stick that is covered in acne from head to toe, tries using cream but it doesn't work. Scared of anyone bigger than him, meaning that he is scared of every single fucking person.

Person 1: Bruh, your a covered in acne. I might as well call you Hamish Burton.
Person 2: Damn thats a little rude, you can't talk though. You look as skinny as him!
Person 1: Ouch.

by Thicc Dad 69 August 26, 2019

harisha

Harishas are baby gurls. They make guys go crazy and are very cute. Conversations with harishas can go on all night because they keep you laughing forever and ever. Never let a harisha go. Once you catch them in the butterfly net, keep them forever. You can put them in a cage and cherish their existence. Ask them their BDSM results and you will see that they are not 100% vanilla like you would've expected. You can find them on Tinder and they get way too attached to their matches on all the dating apps; however, if you do come across a harisha on tinder/bumble/hinge/dil mil, definitely swipe right because they are wonderful caramel macchiatos.

friend a: did you see harisha today? she looks beautiful!!
friend b: do you know what else looks beautiful 😏😏

by naina, a bio eng major @upenn December 10, 2021

National fuck hamish day

April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him

Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet

Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day

by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019

Dirty Hamish

when a man puts his index finger in an anus at the pub

Oh man, I was at the Oxford and got dirty hamished

by booze poos May 5, 2020

hamshank

A thoroughly enjoyable pasttime which only requires one hand. To beat the meat. Bash the bishop. Abuse the one eyed trouser snake

The bitch had a headache again so i had to have a quick hamshank over Kirsty Young.

by Rutters August 14, 2003

Hamish & Andy

Australian comedy duo capable of providing high volumes of entertainment. Should really be the "Hamish Show, supported by Megan Gale's boyfriend".

"Did you see Hamish & Andy on Rove?"

"Ummm... I saw Hamish and he was funny as shit.. but come to think of it there was some other lanky guy there".

by Gtrain123 August 23, 2008