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Hamish

Hamish, also known as 'Maccas' is a poor iPhone peasent with a fetish work wood, metal, leather and whip craft. Scientists finally discovered the smallest measurement physically possible( the Micromaccas) when they measured his dick.
Oh, not Hamish again!
Oh, poor iPhone user. They must be a Hamish!
by .-.__xX69FortniteLegend69Xx__. October 23, 2018
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Hamish

The best mofo you will ever meet and he’s got a big penis
by Big pee pee man2517 March 17, 2019
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Hamish

Me: hello
Hamish: tim tams are amazing

Me: yes lad
Hamish: choccy milk is disgusting as is milo
Me: you dickhead
by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019
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Hamish

A guy with a tiny penis. Like microscopic who does not possess the ability to pleasure a woman.
We had sex last night but he was a total Hamish.
by Cewl dewd February 12, 2017
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Hamish

some say he's a girl, some, a boy, but we know him as: Hamish, that random guy who likes to teabag, tea.
Dude, did that guy just teabag tea?

Yeah, he must be a Hamish.
by Hamish Is A Freak March 29, 2011
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Hamish

The OCR computer science 2019 mascot on twitter.
A brain-dead twat who, despite having "confidential files" on his computer, doesn't know how to secure them
Me: what's up
Friend: I can't secure my files
Me: you're a right fucking Hamish, ain't ya
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Hamish

A very stupid kid that nobody likes. brown hair weird, clothes, ugly face and is generally a terd. Usually has adhd and autism.
Your such a hamish!
by UGIVEMEAIDS June 8, 2018
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