hamees

A boof smelly giraffe that loves to suck everyone’s toes and usually shits themselves

Dude he smells so bad, he probably shit himself.

Yea he’s definitely a hamees

by Stupid stripper April 4, 2021

Hamed

A six foot tall man with a 10 inch shlong that can slap a person to the 16th century, he's handsome and smart

Ayo Hamed has been looking sooooo good I wish he loved me, not like my dad who left me when I 3

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Hamees

The best in the world
And creative

Hamees Like a fire

by Devil near November 26, 2021

Hames

Something really old irish people say when you've fucked up or done something really stupid. It is also often picked up by the younger generstion to describe bad situations

Granny: Eoin youve made a right hames of doing the dishes

Old ass teacher: Eoin now look at this homework yeve made a right hames of it ya feicin eejit

Eoin: sure look at this John ive made a right hames of things, i was meant to be with Brona at the disco but Ciara started twerking on me and now Bronas texting me asking where i am

by OwOtheIrishHoe April 19, 2019

google hames

a hames that likes to google.

a hames that finds things.

man, that google hames found something.

by hames000000 February 10, 2018

huvaiz hameed

literally the PEAK of human wisdom and strength, he exceeds in EVRYTHING , if a genius is told to be achieving targets no one else can see , Huvaiz would have already have moving to the target no one else can sense with their technological radars!!!! (very handsome, AND A NATURAL LEADER)

peak of human being=huvaiz hameed

by chico chibi November 27, 2023

The Hame Plane

An absolute weapon on a night out. Loves sinking piss and smashing darts. Will constantly find him "Yewing" with the boys.

Guy 1: "Fuck did you see the Hame Plane last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah he was in full fucking flight! Got with a 2 as usual!"

by Burger14 March 11, 2019