Halfpipe

What you're left with when Tony Hawk throws his skateboard at the back of your girlfriend's head while she's giving you a bj.

Not cool bro. Not only did she give me a halfpipe but my jean shorts are ruined.

by Max Kenwal May 26, 2012

Carpet Halfpipe

When a man "titty-bangs" another man. In order for it to be a carpet halfpipe the reciever of the titty-bang would have to have a hairy chest. When the reciever pushes his male-breasts together it creates the halfpipe and with the hair added to it creates the halfpipe.

Justin Bieber: I cant believe that my Italian boyfriend was not down to do a carpet halfpipe.

Perez Hilton: I am sorry Justin I just got my chest hairs waxed so it wouldnt be a true carpet halfpipe

Justin Bieber: fine. but r we still down with anal

Perez: frick yeah!

by I love carpet halfpipes March 27, 2011

halfling

A half-boner, aka chubby.

I woke up with a halfling after dreaming about Scarlett Johansson.

When that girl sat in my lap I caught a halfling.

by aleve September 3, 2006

Halfcinnated

Those who have received one of two doses of a covid-19 vaccination.

“Are you going to get the vaccine?”

“Heck yeah! I’m already halfcinnated!”

by kendiggitydog May 4, 2021

Halfling

Mixed race child or adult, usually derogatory term.

Look at those Packlings, Niglets, Halflings and Snowballs feeding the Ducklings together while the parents (Packies, Niggers, Inter racial couple and Snowmen respectively) argue matters of race, so steeped in antiquity that no one alive even remembers now...

by Badgerpower April 12, 2012

halfpeng

A girl who's looks you can't lock down as being fit or butterz. She wears shades or is only ever visible from a substantial distance leading you to be unsure of the true pengness of her.

Jack: Yo Charlie you see that bird round the pool today?
Charlie: Yeah man but she was wearing her raybans and bare far away..
Jack: Yeah man, she was halfpeng init, bare need a closer look and to get her away from her frog-looking brother.
Charlie: Saaaafe ;

by JackereeH August 8, 2011

tomo's halfpipe

The place that we have madejams and the place that has held the best stacks and tricks.Mayoh loves this half pipe.He would rather skate on this halfpipe than get pissed.He also sleeps on it and passes out on it to.We should change the name to mayohs halfpipe

Tommo:Oi mayoh come get pissed.
Mayoh:1 more go........10m later
Tommo:oi man come get pissed
Mayoh:1 more go.......1hour later. mmmmmmmmm alcohol......2 hours later.zzzzzzzzzzz snoring his head off on the halfpipe.

by Darren Thomson April 29, 2005